You know you're a damn COMMIE if you don't eat this wonder food - Upgoat

You know you're a damn COMMIE if you don't eat this wonder food
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 17:56:09 ago (+5/-2) (whatever)

[ - ] H8Texpress 8 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:01:10 ago (+8/-0)

When my worthless mother split on our family we lived on hamburger helper for around six months, my Dad was never a great cook but he was a amazing single Dad.

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:08:32 ago (+4/-0)

you're a bad goym if you dont eat processed food products

Shalom ✡️

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

When I come home from work I am usually so tired I can barely take a shower, let alone cook.

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:16:29 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:18:02 ago (+3/-0)

As if I own a air fryer or steamer

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 19:26:43 ago (+5/-0)

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[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:02:01 ago (+3/-0)

Each of those is less than $100. If you can't drop a bill to save money in the long run, and not eat like shit, it's your own fault.

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:22:14 ago (+3/-0)

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[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 19:11:18 ago (+2/-0)

How about an Instapot? These are all common kitchen appliances, even among niggers. Buy them; make your life easier.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 02:03:28 ago (+1/-0)

my rice cooker has a steam tray. $5 at the trift store. toaster oven was $10. 45 minutes and I have a week of dinner.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:09:14 ago (+1/-0)

But will it taste like Hamburger helper when its done?

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:21:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 23:11:55 ago (+2/-0)

Manna from Heaven, if Heaven is in New Jersey

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[ - ] allAheadFull 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:11:40 ago (+4/-0)

Crockpot with a roast. Put it in before you leave for work covered with water on low, ready when you get home. You can use 2 packets of onion soup mix for the seasoning which is super easy and tasty, or you can use better quality seasonings, there are tons of recipes out there. Add taters and carrots for grandma quality.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 22:43:48 ago (+1/-0)

I don't wanna leave that thing on while I'm not home

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[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 01:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

C'mon man everybody's doing it. Try it on the weekend, you'll be hooked. It won't even get over 200F. You did replace the battery in your smoke alarm didn't you?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 07:45:51 ago (+2/-0)

Smoke alarm??

[ + ] allAheadFull

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 15:10:52 ago (+2/-0)

You're worried about the crockpot catching on fire? You don't hear that beeping?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 15:22:21 ago (+2/-0)

That's just the sound the kitchen makes

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[ - ] Name 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 02:18:41 ago (+1/-0)

He can sometimes hear the neighbor next-door playing a violin even though they moved out three months ago.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 21:57:37 ago (+3/-0)

I like to think of chilli mac as the deluxe made from scratch version of hamburger helper.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 21:03:28 ago (+3/-0)*

Tbf it's pretty fucking good occasionally, but usually nowadays I just use my own ingredients, probably only bought hamburger helper twice in my life(my mom rarely bought it as well growing up) but I had friends who were welfare sponges growing up and their mom's would make it often and my high ass (pot in my teens) enjoyed it lol

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 19:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

Served with a side of Idahoan instant mashed potatoes and some Jiffy instant corn muffins just like Mom used to throw together

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[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 19:55:42 ago (+4/-0)

I don't understand the need for sides with hamburger helper. The inlaws do it and its just bizzare. corn and mashed potatoes are their preferred.

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[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:37:44 ago (+4/-0)

Reminds them of fine dining at Golden Corral or if you’re old, Ponderosa.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 21:11:59 ago (+2/-0)*

pshh. They dont know how to golden corral. I play to win. Only starch hitting is the rolls for the meatloaf sandwiches. The rest is salad bar and fruit bar.

I went to the golden corral once with the in laws and they were one plate chumps. Embarrasing.

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Havent been in forever so looked it up. !7.00 a person now? They're nuts. And weigh to pay option? Who is agreeing to that?

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 22:38:49 ago (+2/-0)

I eat that shit too! Fuck yes!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:11:49 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck that shit. I'd rather eat spam.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:17:16 ago (+3/-0)

I have a whole case of Spam. I make it with rice and scrambled eggs.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 19:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

You had me at rice and lost me at eggs.

I remember lunch as a kid being a lot of rice topped with top ramen and scrambled eggs.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 22:44:29 ago (+1/-0)

Rice AND ramen? Fuckin brutal.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 02:07:06 ago (+1/-0)

it's a hawiian thing

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 00:06:26 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 00:13:05 ago (+1/-0)

Well now that you put it out into the internet...

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 30, 2023 00:17:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:06:38 ago (+2/-0)

Not likely.

PRODUCT INGREDIENTS
Enriched Pasta (wheat flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Corn Starch, Salt, Wheat Flour. Contains 2% or less of: Modified Whey, Onion Powder, Color (caramel color, annatto extract), Maltodextrin, Potassium Chloride, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy, and Wheat Protein, Yeast Extract, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Vegetable Oil (canola, soybean, and/or sunflower oil), Spice, Monoglycerides, Sugar, Safflower Oil, Silicon Dioxide (anticaking agent).

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 18:08:01 ago (+3/-0)

and?

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 21:28:18 ago (+4/-0)

And.....it's low grade frankenfood.
Words like Color, Maltodextrin, Hydrolyzed, Artificial, Vegetable Oil (no, it's seed oil), or Monoglycerides do not describe anything in my diet.

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 17:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

I make a pot at least once a week, sometimes 3.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 22:18:40 ago (+1/-0)

Too much salt and shit.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 22:37:40 ago (+1/-0)

not at all, I always have to add salt

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 20:27:36 ago (+1/-2)

Fuck Off

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You know you're a damn COMMIE if you don't eat this wonder food submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 17:56:09 ago (+5/-2) (whatever)

You know you're a damn COMMIE if you don't eat this wonder food
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 29, 2023 17:56:09 ago (+5/-2) (whatever)