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Donut eating driver isn't getting cut off, puts other driver into the guard rail. No fucks given.

submitted by allAheadFull to funny 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 23:11:27 ago (+49/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/z8qdd1.mp4

These people passing on the right and cutting in on the left are responsible for almost every "phantom slowdown" of traffic. INB4 slow drivers in the left lane should be killed.


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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 13 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:08:16 ago (+14/-1)

INB4 slow drivers in the left lane should be killed.
The left lane is used for passing, however the right lane is congested enough to justify staying in it.
He's traveling at the same rate of speed as others in the "passing" lane, and everyone in the left is overtaking the right lane.
The black pickup driver didn't even signal when trying to cut in. and was going to cause a crash if no action was taken.

He did nothing. Even though the pit maneuver was risky, it was clear the pickup driver's behavior was a large enough risk to warrant it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 09:50:24 ago (+9/-0)

The left lane is used for passing,

Maybe this is true in South Dakota. But in congested areas, it’s a fantasy. Why must we keep repeating this fiction? Left lane is for fast drivers, right lane is for slow drivers.

Black truck really had it comng. Mad max didnt even put dwn the donut - I laughed so hard. It was a terrible move to make : a white child could have been killed in what most assuredly ended up a multi car pile up behind him. But still funny as fuck.

Pro tip: Traffic is becoming more and more aggressive as jews fill the roads with non-whites

[ - ] Rotteuxx 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:54:44 ago (+5/-0)

Ya don't say! I got hit this morning by a 300lbs mexican with zero winter driving skills. No winter tires, car's obviously out of balance on the driver's side & he was still driving 110km/h after a fresh overnight snowfall.

Meanwhile I'm driving a dodge charger with zero trouble staying on the road, even after getting hit on the side... only Whites should be allowed to drive, at the very least once snow hits the ground.

Oh, welcome back!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 13:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, welcome back!
Thanks pal. Uh oh are we conspiring again? Sorry for your mexican troubles.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 6, 2023 11:43:38 ago (+1/-0)

I think I'm supposed to cuck for you and white knight your arse out of debates or something? We should ask @heyjames, I can't keep up with his depressive delusions.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 06:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

And to think, you're the cock sucker that desperately cries "rent-free". Good to see the triggering lingers in your tiny metis brain.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 8, 2023 07:01:15 ago (+0/-0)

dodge charger

Teepee-rat status = CONFIRMED. LMAO every Prarie nigger has a beat up charger bought with indian money filled with burnt foils and empty fireball minis. Bet you have 2 or 3 title loans on it and the repo man is looking for you.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:38:24 ago (+0/-0)

Plus even if the "left lane is used for passing" wasn't a fantasy, which it is, any time an autistic gets bent out of shape over that rule not being followed there are two to blame. If the left lane is for passing then why weren't the people in the left lane passing people?

Because they can't? Because there is too much traffic? The both lanes are defacto travel lanes. The left lane is a travel lane in a good 80% of America. But morons from rural areas spaz over bs they were taught as a teen that doesn't work on 80% of major roads. But if you are mad that someone is passing you on the right then you are the problem because clearly you weren't passing people in the "passing" lane. You should have been on the right yourself so the other guy can pass you on the left. You made that impossible by camping in the left lane. If we view the world through bs road dogma then the person being passed is still the person in the wrong.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 22:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe this is true in South Dakota. But in congested areas, it’s a fantasy.
That's why I said,
The left lane is used for passing, however the right lane is congested enough to justify staying in it.

It was a terrible move to make : a white child could have been killed in what most assuredly ended up a multi car pile up behind him.
If there was someone immediately behind him. The only person behind him is very far back, and should have enough time to stop.

As others have said welcome back.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 5, 2023 12:56:42 ago (+0/-0)

As others have said welcome back.

Oh thanks very much.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 06:27:33 ago (+2/-1)

Even though the pit maneuver was risky, it was clear the pickup driver's behavior was a large enough risk to warrant it.

No, if he ended up crashing his car too, which he very easily could have done, it would not have been worth it. And I'm guessing our donut hero ended up in court. But I'm still glad the guy in the pickup got his just desserts.

[ - ] Rebooted 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 09:25:13 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed. With the guardrails and no shoulder, donut man was lucky he didn't crash as well. Black truck guy was an idiot, but donut guy was also an idiot.

[ - ] TheGreatWar 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 11:09:43 ago (+5/-2)

Donut guy is a hero.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:26:33 ago (+4/-2)

Donut guy did nothing wrong.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

if

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:47:56 ago (+3/-1)

Yeah, dude, that's the nature of gambles. Just because you lucked out doesn't mean you made a smart play.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 22:30:55 ago (+0/-0)

Which is why I said.
it was clear the pickup driver's behavior was a large enough risk to warrant it.
The black truck was going to pit itself and cause a crash with its bullshit. At that point while it was risky, the worse case outcome was the same as continuing to do nothing.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 22:37:10 ago (+1/-0)

Which is why I said.
it was clear the pickup driver's behavior was a large enough risk to warrant it.

I know what you said. I disagreed with your assessment. Donut dude caused a guaranteed accident. The kind of shit the guy in the pickup pulled he probably does day in, day out, without getting in an accident, because normal people, when forced to deal with an asshole like that, will yield to avoid the accident. You also don't see whatever carnage happened involving other cars behind donut dude.

At that point while it was risky, the worse case outcome was the same as continuing to do nothing.

That's retarded. You're talking about a guaranteed "accident" versus a hypothetical one.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 00:20:17 ago (+4/-0)

I love it when the retards come off an exit ramp and try to push me over instead of yielding into traffic. and don't even get me started on the fuckin retards in the passing lane. reeeeee

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 02:48:02 ago (+7/-1)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 02:39:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Everybody is commenting on donut guy, but nobody seems to mention that the simplest solution would have been for the Earnhardt wannabe in the black pickup to just slow down and stay in his lane, and nothing would have happened at all.

Driving like a complete asshole and endangering other drivers so you can get to your destination just 5 seconds sooner is stupid.
If it's that fucking important to you, leave earlier.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 04:05:44 ago (+3/-2)

Normie tier commentary/editing. This place is going to shit.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 05:54:33 ago (+1/-0)

I'm getting sick of the obvious vote farming, snarky, reddit tier headlines

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 09:38:05 ago (+4/-0)

In such a situation, you just brake and let the idiot cut you off, because you are not an impulsive nigger. The fat dude now has to spend a lot of money to fix the front his vehicle and probably was at least partially blamed for the accident, losing any accident-free discount he might have had on his insurance.

[ - ] chrimony 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 09:50:28 ago (+6/-0)

That's the correct move to make. But I'm glad the asshole that cut him off finally paid the price for something he probably does every day of the week.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 14:39:39 ago (+0/-1)

He took one for the team. If only the black truck had been a Mercedes...

[ - ] Laputois 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 10:48:29 ago (+4/-0)

I see him as totally independant and not worried about the constraints the jews try to impose on him. Fuck insurance, you pay for it to use it.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 11:37:59 ago (+0/-0)

This.

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 10:07:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lunchbox just kept driving. lol Cold blooded.

[ - ] Moravian -2 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 10:32:45 ago (+0/-2)

Typical fat American driving like a retard in the left lane and getting so angry someone wants to pass them.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 11:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

Steve Inman is just a normie.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 12:33:08 ago (+1/-1)

Maybe what causes slowdowns is people driving slow in the left lane.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 1, 2023 14:40:48 ago (+0/-1)

It does, but it wasn't donut man's fault. Cutting people off causes more slowdowns and accidents anyway.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 2, 2023 04:30:38 ago (+0/-0)

Well,all over,none of this had to happen. Traffic is flowing at about the same speed in both lanes,so cutting into the left lane would've offered no benefit. If you needed to be in the left lane to make a turn,since no one was behind them as far as I could see,it would've been safer to slow down and change over behind "Jerry". So in the end,there was no reason to cut Jerry off.

On the other hand,Jerry could've slowed down and let him in,as this is obviously a bad driver who's very stupid and we all have to help keep them from having accidents for the good of our own cars at the very least. Jerry has now blocked at least one lane of traffic and since he was behind the truck,he'll probably be at fault legally.