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What's the definition of a queer jew?

submitted by Her0n to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 01:47:43 ago (+13/-0)     (Jokes)

...Someone that likes girls more than money.

What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.

What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”

Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.

What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you find the Jews in your neighborhood?
Roll a penny down the road.

How was the first copper wire invented?
Two rabbis found the same penny.

Define: Genius
A “C” student with a Jewish mother.

A Jew walks in to a wall with a boner. What hits first?
His nose.

In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
When it graduates from med school.


15 comments block


[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 01:50:24 ago (+1/-0)

@PeckerwoodPerry this one's for you

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 02:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

"What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp"


That's not a joke it's a fable

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 02:31:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, still funny to me

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 04:05:49 ago (+1/-0)

Just got it. That's wicked.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 05:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

you would know wicked

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 04:07:00 ago (+1/-1)*

I think you've let the team down, HerOn. Does your wife know you post stuff like this? It's not undergraduate it's 1970's High School.I know you, dude, and I know you're not a total arsehole!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 05:50:06 ago (+5/-0)

My wife burned a blanket we were given as a baby shower gift because it had stars of David on them.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 06:05:08 ago (+2/-0)

Good for her

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 17:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

I expected better from you too! yesiknow. Well if you know...why did you do it?

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 17:18:19 ago (+0/-1)

Bizarre. What has an Israeli ever done to you/your wife? What is your ethnic background?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 09:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 05:03:58 ago (+1/-0)

the definition of a queer jew is jew

they're all faggots

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 08:50:35 ago (+2/-0)

How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny.

How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.

What is the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 2, 2023 10:05:22 ago (+2/-0)

This is my own joke:
What do you call twin Jews?

Kike-alike