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...Someone that likes girls more than money.

What’s the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.

What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”

Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.

Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.

What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

How do you find the Jews in your neighborhood?
Roll a penny down the road.

How was the first copper wire invented?
Two rabbis found the same penny.

Define: Genius
A “C” student with a Jewish mother.

A Jew walks in to a wall with a boner. What hits first?
His nose.

In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
When it graduates from med school.