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Just some guy blowing off his nuts.

submitted by Rotteuxx to Guns 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 16:27:34 ago (+30/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jdp4jf.mp4

Can't fix stupid.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 12 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 16:52:22 ago (+12/-0)

Probably got his artery and died.

To be fair he's wearing crocs so the world is better off.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:38:41 ago (+3/-0)

He lived to post aboot it on reddit

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:41:23 ago (+4/-0)

He didn't really shoot himself. Shit is fake.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:50:56 ago (+7/-0)

I wish Queeri's dad had done this when he was a teen

[ - ] uvulectomy 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:58:46 ago (+7/-0)

Not too late for queeri to do it to himself though.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:00:51 ago (+4/-0)

He's too much of a pussy

[ - ] kammmmak 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:26:29 ago (+6/-0)

He's got a pussy now

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:29:44 ago (+5/-0)

A few days ago he wrote, and I quote: 'pussymeat is not for me'.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:26:03 ago (+3/-0)

Like he ever had the choice. There's some things even whores won't do.

[ - ] Rowdybme -5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:01:17 ago (+0/-5)

Why are yall so fucking hateful?

[ - ] H8Texpress 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:15:58 ago (+7/-0)

Because hate is good, it's a motivates, hate is a true force for change.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:17:24 ago (+5/-0)

it keeps me warm at night when I think about defending the Constitution.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:31:59 ago (+2/-0)

Somebody's seen the original Red Dawn

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 22:08:35 ago (+2/-0)

neck yourself, faggit

[ - ] 4thTurning 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 22:55:17 ago (+2/-0)

Wait until you figure out what the universe thinks about you.

[ - ] LookFat 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:39:06 ago (+6/-0)

Why?

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:41:12 ago (+2/-0)

Because a lot of people are fucking stupid.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:11:35 ago (+4/-3)

I’m stupid! 🤤 send me your nudes amigo

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:14:56 ago (+2/-0)

Stop being a fag

[ - ] GreenSaint 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:32:36 ago (+5/-1)

I’m not a fag I’m an artist I like to draw the human form. It’s a creative outlet for me that keeps me off of drugs.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:36:58 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds pretty gay to me

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:40:24 ago (+5/-0)

That's nuts

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 7, 2023 09:45:21 ago (+2/-0)

Used to be nuts. Now singular. One nut wonder, that's him.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:06:44 ago (+5/-0)

Notice that he cried out to God when it was too late

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:28:04 ago (+1/-0)

mine didn't have sound

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:31:27 ago (+6/-0)

Get the fuhkin cawk outta ya ears ya fuck!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:02:49 ago (+1/-0)

Don't talk to him like that shitlord!

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:22:17 ago (+3/-0)

thats because you play your stereo too loud

[ - ] JustALover 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 16:56:02 ago (+5/-0)

What was he even trying to prove?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 17:53:50 ago (+3/-0)

It’s some sort of tiktok challenge or some shit

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:37:36 ago (+3/-0)

It's a subreddit, found the link in the twitter post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bestestgunnitweekend/

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:07:00 ago (+2/-0)

The guy said it was a clean passthrough and he got to keep his testicle. What a disappointment.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:29:04 ago (+2/-0)

That didn't even look like an accident so I don't know what to say. People can do "body modification" however they like

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 22:23:34 ago (+3/-0)

The hospital agrees with that.

They just called him an idiot and discharged him without reporting it to LE.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 7, 2023 00:44:22 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure they're tired of people shooting each other, one way or another. They probably gave up trying to stop it.

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 7, 2023 06:13:29 ago (+1/-0)

Bullshit, any sort of gunshot wound gets reported to LE.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 04:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I thought it was weird as well, but thats what numbnuts said in the plebbit thread when asked what the cops had to say about it. It's possible they just haven't paid him a visit yet.

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 04:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

He was likely questioned at the hospital and the investigating officer decided that the dumbass really did shoot himself.

[ - ] H8Texpress 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:33:12 ago (+1/-0)

Grim Reaper was sleeping on the job for that one.

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 16:55:51 ago (+5/-0)

The ideal Darwin award nominee.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:01:20 ago (+4/-0)

I'm the first one to tell you that you have The Right to own a firearm but after Sandy Hook all the gun dweebs were screaming from the mountains that "everybody should have a gun", and encouraging it.

Me just mentioning that not everyone should have a gun brought about accusations and denial.

I'll say it again, some people just shouldn't own firearms.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:11:57 ago (+5/-0)

Probably a huge overlap with the people who shouldn't be allowed to drive on public thoroughfares.

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 20:35:20 ago (+5/-0)

Or leave their room without a helmet.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:54:26 ago (+1/-0)

They can take care of themselves.

[ - ] watts2db 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:29:23 ago (+4/-0)

gender affirming care?

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:38:31 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking Why???

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:54:19 ago (+3/-0)

Ah, a classic game of Dick Roulette.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:21:40 ago (+3/-0)

I'll bet this guy would be good at testing bullet proof vests.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:18:22 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:34:00 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:43:14 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 22:29:27 ago (+2/-0)

Thank god the slide was lightened for less recoil or he may have missed.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing of value was lost.

But why? How can you possibly be so fucking stupid?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 18:15:37 ago (+2/-0)

And the world became a better place

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 7, 2023 04:02:01 ago (+1/-0)

Russian roulette with a pistol... white people shouldn't be this stupid.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:50:10 ago (+1/-0)

you'll never be a woman

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

Funny, but fake.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 21:51:03 ago (+2/-0)

No U

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 19:42:21 ago (+2/-1)

It's a Glock so that's only like 7 damage

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 6, 2023 22:32:21 ago (+2/-0)

Ah, but if it was .357 Sig, then it was 11 damage.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 7, 2023 00:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad nuts only have 1 HP each.