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my tolerance for cowboy programmers is non existent

submitted by deleted to Rants 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 12:55:02 ago (+14/-0)     (Rants)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 14:56:00 ago (+9/-0)

I prefer cowboys to indians, when it comes to programmers.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 13:05:07 ago (+4/-0)

Would you rather have a cowboy or an indian?

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 13:07:14 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 13:44:19 ago (+4/-0)

My advice is to develop a strong intolerance for wage slavery.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 15:40:15 ago (+2/-0)

It's like when you go to the mechanic and ask for an oil change, and they start upselling you bullshit you dont need.

Ask for an oil change, get a newly rebuilt engine installed.

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 17:59:25 ago (+2/-0)

"The fuck you doing, this wasn't what was assigned."

I have no problem asking my staff similar questions, and they generally stay on topic. I suppose I'm lucky to not deal with developers as much as I do with SRE/DevOps guys who still write plenty of code and features to keep the lights on.

Perhaps it helps that my whole team is White males too? Become brutal, the Whites can handle it and will endure. Eventually your whole team will be winners.

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 18:54:50 ago (+1/-0)

So the POC was both a Proof of Concept and a Person of Color?

[ - ] chrimony 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 18:57:27 ago (+1/-0)

And if you can't get rid of him, just put him to work writing tests cases.

[ - ] autotic 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 19:12:34 ago (+1/-0)

Your manager sucks. Should have shut this down after a single sprint.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 16:44:02 ago (+0/-0)

I have zero idea what you're talking about.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 18:21:25 ago (+0/-0)

Surprised he’s even trying to show off. One thing I learned from renovating is stick to the fucking end customer usable and faceable product.

Almost all programmers don’t get this. All. They all think they’re in mommy’s basement doing some programming showing off their ego while avoiding / beating around hard work tasks / methods / approaches. Ie they always push to recreate so they can do the easy work of having it all designed their way from the beginning instead of figuring out how it is and just getting a fucking product and feature out the door.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 12, 2023 18:59:41 ago (+0/-0)

Programmers are supposed to be lazy. Doing the bare minimum to get the job down. Did this POC skip that day in coding school?