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Hollywood actors are scary as fuck in real life

submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 07:24:09 ago (+8/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

When I was in NY, I ended up in the same hotel with an actor from Hollywood, David Keith, or the other actor who looks like him, I always confuse them both.

First of all, he is as big as a basketball player. I'm an average big guy, but I looked like a kid in front of him.

Second, he was weird as fuck. When he looked at me, he had his eyes wide open. I don't know WTF is it, but looks like some gay,, or satanist signal.

Then a girl recognized him and started yelling her name and where she is from, basically doxxing herself. Looked stupid as libtards usually are. He made a weird, fake smile, but his eyes were completely dead, looked like a fucking maniac.

After this episode, when I hear about Judeo-Satanists and perverts in general from Hollywood, I always remember this episode.


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[ - ] JudyStroyer 12 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 08:12:38 ago (+12/-0)

And then all the curry currys clapped. Did you shit in the elevator? An average big-turd?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 08:39:46 ago (+2/-4)

Go fuck yourself, kike spammer.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 08:45:50 ago (+8/-0)

DO NOT REDEEM!!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:03:21 ago (+4/-0)

He was prolly coked out of his mind as most of them are

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:22:56 ago (+3/-0)

He made a weird, fake smile, but his eyes were completely dead, looked like a fucking maniac.

Anybody have that Elvis meme with his assistants that clearly can't handle their drugs?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:41:02 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 14:49:34 ago (+2/-0)

Good man.

@Conspirologist - did the dude look like any of the guys in the above meme?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 14:52:33 ago (+0/-2)

No. He looked like a pervert, not like high. Probably abused as kid.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 07:43:56 ago (+3/-0)

Cool story bro

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 11:01:05 ago (+3/-0)

I worked on a few movie and tv series sets. None of those people share a rational reality with humanity. They're fucked in the head beyond pretending to pass.

I said no to anymore jobs among those people, even though they provide good catering food.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 11:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

I couldn't believe how good the food was, and I couldn't believe how much they threw out.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

Bet none went to any of the homeless down the street.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 08:47:18 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 09:07:19 ago (+1/-2)

Absolutely. But I'm not laughing like Mel. It was scary as fuck.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 10:36:23 ago (+2/-0)

Who was this actor? I looked up David Keither he's a 6'0" white guy. Did you mean Keith David? The black guy from They Live?

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 11:06:23 ago (+2/-0)

That guy is 6'2"... Giant my ass... Also, this story is completely retarded and not scary in any way other than he's a nigger

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:23:39 ago (+2/-0)

Basketball height if you're 5'6"

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 11:16:38 ago (+0/-2)

I already said I may be confusing him with a look alike. Did you read the OP?

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 19:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

So you're story is your saw someone weird

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 29, 2023 22:18:19 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry I was just trying to figure out if it was someone I knew.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 10:47:52 ago (+2/-0)

Who?

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

David Keith? One of my favorite movies is the Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck (1988) I would have asked him when the unedited movie is coming out

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 28, 2023 12:50:37 ago (+1/-0)

Cocaine?