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Okay, time to vote for our first President who will guide us thru the new parallel government that we are building in Minecraft

submitted by Centaurus to AskUpgoat 1.2 yearsFeb 1, 2024 22:35:05 ago (+10/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Normally I like to add the option of FUCK YOU!, but there were way too many potential candidates to waste a slot. Get stoned before you vote so you can reach peak clarity and help usher in the new era.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 1, 2024 23:15:07 ago (+10/-2)

Oof, why are all the worst goats on this poll?

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 1, 2024 23:59:22 ago (+7/-0)

Are the best people ever politicians?

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 02:21:30 ago (+4/-0)

No I'm not, but thanks for pointing that out!

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:03:13 ago (+0/-1)

you're not!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:02:53 ago (+1/-0)

I tried to vote @HonkyMcNiggerSpic 'cos he regularly gives me comments which I think is sweet but I got this message:

Error submitting poll response:

So this Poll is f..king rigged!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 23:25:32 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for letting me know, Paul. These deep state bastards will pay if I get elected. I'm gonna drain the goat and arrest System!

Oh, actually, the new poll is here: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost.php?postid=65be8b7fb8bdd#comment_65be8bd1685e1

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 07:35:12 ago (+4/-0)

What is it with the fuckin popularity contests lately? This shit is gay as hell. We're all pretty awesome by virtue of being here.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 00:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed. Not many places you can get together with like minded people who also happen to be above average intelligence and thoughtful.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:03:51 ago (+0/-0)

What place is that?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 03:48:33 ago (+4/-0)

Despite this list, a write-in gets my vote: Tallest

And why isn't Trumpman on here?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 04:28:55 ago (+3/-0)

I hate to say it but I'd take that miserable blackpill-deepthroating jew-worshipping asshole over most of the list.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 04:34:35 ago (+2/-0)

Yep, I'm right there with you. Imagine what might happen...!

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 00:17:24 ago (+4/-0)

Neri.

Because FUCK YOU wasn't an option.

YOU DESERVE THIS

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 21:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 12:43:11 ago (+2/-0)

This is just like the "voting" that will take place later this year.
Someone else picks who we are allowed to "vote" for, and there's not one damn one of them worth the position.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 13:29:37 ago (+3/-0)

So in other words you want to be VP. Very sneaky, like a seasoned politician. You have my support.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 20:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

I'll probably get assassinated along the way and they will install @paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:05:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro but I don't want to be Pres. My heart is with the grunts not the officer class.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 12:33:50 ago (+2/-0)

Conspirologist, just so he can ban people and then get assassinated.

[ - ] Not_C 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 00:32:12 ago (+3/-0)

We all know that elections are rigged.

That beheading guy declared himself President just a couple days ago. And people are already trying to hold rigged elections where every candidate is a Jew.

It doesn't matter how many fraudulent elections you have.
Until the guy who declared himself President steps down, he is the President.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 3, 2024 22:06:03 ago (+0/-0)

see my comment. I wasn't allowed to vote goddamnit!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 00:18:05 ago (+3/-0)

I vote for @GoFuckYouself

[ - ] beece 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 08:20:48 ago (+2/-0)

2 questions: Why only one voat per person and how many of my alts can voat?

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 14:33:44 ago (+1/-0)

Wasted opportunity to use more advance voting methods for large numbers of people. It's ok. Just wittle down the number to the square root of the current number rounded up.

So next you would do the vote with four. Then with two. And you are done.

But for real, are you doing this because I would join.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 07:25:58 ago (+1/-0)*

The one whos father fucked a horse. That way we get bonus points for diversity and multiculturalism.
But in seriousness. Tallest, without a doubt.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 01:28:52 ago (+1/-0)

System. He is the true politician here.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 00:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

If I'm the write-in victor, the John Smith Legacy texture pack will become the default correct texture pack.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 1, 2024 23:20:52 ago (+4/-3)

My first order as president, if I win, will not be to go to Saudi Arabia and bow to the king nor suck israel's little dick. No. My first order will be to round up all jews, ziotards, nigger lovers, and niggers and send them all to israel then the moment they get there I order israel, Saudi Arabia and ukraine to be nuked. All other non-whites have 10 days to get the fuck out and go back to where they belong or be in major violation. Then I cut inflation in half and pass a law putting a cap on it for ten years. I send a special team to wallstreet to get it in order with honest capitalism. I immediately end all foreign aid. I also order home all military from around the world and close all bases and bring home all gear. I then get on tv and address the people of the world and their leaders and say that they better strive for peace and end greed and anyone willing to fuck with us will get fucking rekt within seconds. I also close America borders and then offer $100 bounty on all illegals. Tell South America and Canada that anyone who tries to enter Minekraft America illegally will be executed and their country of origin harshly punished. Beaners better learn their place or they get nuked. The fucking shit stops immediately.

All foreign deals will be renegotiated. I will pass a law that 90% of everything on store shelves must be made in America. The remaining ten will be from countries who care about quality products. I will make zionism, communism, satanism, faggotry, leftism, etc illegal and punishable by deaf. I will tell China, Japan and India that anymore pollution in the ocean will be an act of war. They all better get in line or expect a rainstorm. There will be one party in gov and that will be the American white party. America produces its own oil and we start using coal again. We become self contained. Why should we have to get any basic necessities from 3rd-world shitholes? Its an absurd thought. Most business' will be replaced because they are mostly anti-white. News medias will be in line with the vision or fucking else. There will be no more political bullshit. We will have our utopia. Oh, and we will seize any lands that benefit us, like Antarctica. In closing, any country or media anywhere in the world who badmouths us will be dealt with harshly and quickly. Mother fuckers better get in line or the rains gonna fall down. amen

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 07:35:40 ago (+3/-0)

So you love military industrial complex.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 00:04:16 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 12:14:15 ago (+1/-0)

lol I've never seen that before, I swear!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 1, 2024 22:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

Peckerwoods

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 06:26:34 ago (+2/-2)

I solemnly promise to have faggots like @bushchuck and @the_old_ones turned into glue for glue eaters like @facelessone and @rotteux to consume. Everyone wins!

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 2, 2024 06:37:07 ago (+2/-0)

stop sharing your gay fanfics in public.

we know you suck cock but you don't have to make it so obvious you're a queer