Did you hear about the mechanic that was caught having sex with auto parts? - Upgoat

Did you hear about the mechanic that was caught having sex with auto parts?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 16:34:29 ago (+24/-0) (Jokes)

He got off with a suspension.

[ - ] ZombieNation 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 22:02:54 ago (+1/-0)

I blew a tranny once. Never again.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 22:07:53 ago (+1/-0)

I blew a tranny... again.

FTFY

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 21:52:39 ago (+1/-0)

😂😂😂

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 21:07:55 ago (+2/-0)

Good thing he didn't blow a seal.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 14, 2024 14:28:26 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 21:00:56 ago (+4/-0)

And I heard his wife blew a gasket.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 20:47:52 ago (+3/-0)

He kept grinding the gears

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 20:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

Nice

[ - ] Pasty 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 19:35:36 ago (+3/-0)

Must have had a screw loose.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 19:44:07 ago (+1/-0)

He nuts and bolts.

[ - ] puppy528 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 19:33:02 ago (+4/-0)

I tuned out after I heard he got with a tranny.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 18:44:19 ago (+1/-0)

bidi bang

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 8 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 18:07:19 ago (+8/-0)

His co-worker wasn't so lucky. He smashed a drug dealer over the head with a 40lb Delco.
Got charged with battery on a distributor.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 17:33:08 ago (+6/-0)

Fuckin auto parts is tiring.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 22:10:04 ago (+0/-0)

You still livin' in the hood?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 1, 2024 16:59:34 ago (+2/-0)

🙄👍