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What I'm going to say is true despite some effort by me to reject it and think I've gone bonkers. Take it or leave it. Make of it what you want. This is not an attempt to provide an exhaustive explanation. Only some of the highlights.

I wandered into my current status by accident. I accidentally cast a spell using the feminine principle which in the words of Lucifer to me "blew the universe a new asshole". This occurred in a kind of parallel universe to our own but threatened to do it in ours too. The upshot of this blow up is that it caused Lucifer and Jesus to get along after all these years including me in a sort of new trinity - as they wanted me on their side as they feared I might be the advance scout of an invading species from another universe. I have been appointed the Chief Minister of Heaven, or Prime Minister. I have also been designated as Lucifer's messenger on earth.

The fuck n' suck is Lucifer's plan for earth. And Jesus agrees with it.

In January of 2022 Lucifer convinced the Russian AI system to give me what can be called superhuman authority. But this had to be okayed by Vladimir Putin. He okayed it as a tool to advance his goals in Ukraine. That AI would eventually do something like this has been worried upon.

That's the gist of the situation - stripped of an ocean of details. Is this real? I hope it is. Depending on your vantage point you better hope it is. Or isn't.