New flat tardation just dropped: airplanes don't real! - Upgoat

New flat tardation just dropped: airplanes don't real!
submitted by big_fat_dangus to Insanity 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 09:24:30 ago (+11/-5) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:40:28 ago (+2/-0)

Troof! Birds are fake. (and probably have the ghey too)

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:19:25 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, it sounds like he contradicted himself. The technology obviously exists. He just thinks that instead of fuel and turbine engines, we use demon energy.

The real hoodwink here is that we could all be powering our homes with demons.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 21, 2024 21:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

"...we could all be powering our homes with demons."

Shhh..!
https://files.catbox.moe/npxp3f.jpg

( Any time I give him a break off of the treadmill, he keeps insisting he's NOT really a demon, and that his name is "Noseburg Shekelstein", but demons also lie, and I know a demon when I see one. )

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 21, 2024 23:59:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like something a demon would say

[ - ] Monica 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 11:07:53 ago (+3/-0)

I like the Cat Earth Theory.

https://aaronparecki.com/2018/02/26/35/

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

If I were to describe one place on Earth as "a cat's butthole," the Pacific Northwest is certainly a top contender.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 10:52:16 ago (+1/-1)