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New flat tardation just dropped: airplanes don't real!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Insanity 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 09:24:30 ago (+11/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qcpit4.jpg



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[ - ] JustALover 4 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 09:36:14 ago (+4/-0)

Which demonic technology are we using for ultralights?

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 09:44:16 ago (+3/-0)

WOW! Just WOW! And this idiot gets to vote!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 10:02:45 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds way cooler than the using a slingshot theory.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 14:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

That's not a theory, they actually use steam powered and electromagnetic sling shots to launch planes off aircraft carriers. It's cool as fuck.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 14:24:56 ago (+1/-0)

Time to go...NOW!

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 10:52:16 ago (+1/-1)

Here is one for the flattards.

What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 11:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

Which would you rather have dropped on your head?

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:53:59 ago (+1/-0)

All at once or one feather at a time?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 22:13:22 ago (+1/-0)

They both way a 1000kg so neither.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 11:07:53 ago (+3/-0)

I like the Cat Earth Theory.

https://aaronparecki.com/2018/02/26/35/

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

If I were to describe one place on Earth as "a cat's butthole," the Pacific Northwest is certainly a top contender.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:50:14 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:19:25 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, it sounds like he contradicted himself. The technology obviously exists. He just thinks that instead of fuel and turbine engines, we use demon energy.

The real hoodwink here is that we could all be powering our homes with demons.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 21, 2024 21:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

"...we could all be powering our homes with demons."

Shhh..!
https://files.catbox.moe/npxp3f.jpg

( Any time I give him a break off of the treadmill, he keeps insisting he's NOT really a demon, and that his name is "Noseburg Shekelstein", but demons also lie, and I know a demon when I see one. )

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.1 yearsMar 21, 2024 23:59:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like something a demon would say

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.1 yearsMar 18, 2024 13:40:28 ago (+2/-0)

Troof! Birds are fake. (and probably have the ghey too)