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The earthquake bed 😧

submitted by dulcima to EarthquakesAndVolcanoes 1 yearApr 3, 2024 06:45:38 ago (+48/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zt0wmh.mp4



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[ - ] Crackinjokes 8 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 06:48:40 ago (+8/-0)

What will actually happen is people will fill that space with their junk. Then during an earthquake they won't fall in and the doors will smash them.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 06:52:07 ago (+5/-0)

Or they'll just be too fat for it to work correctly. Imagine that thing firing off randomly in the middle of the night for no good reason.

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 12:19:37 ago (+1/-0)

Or the kids come in and trigger it somehow (they're kids, they'll find a way.) Imagine laying in bed and it triggers, cutting your kid in half when they come to you about a nightmare.

[ - ] deleted 23 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 06:57:44 ago (+23/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 07:41:11 ago (+7/-0)

Do they offer engraving services? I'd like my name on my coffin.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 19 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 07:42:12 ago (+19/-0)

But what if you're just fucking a fat chick?

[ - ] Cunty 5 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:15:32 ago (+5/-0)

Asking the relevant questions!.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:21:32 ago (+5/-0)

Fat chicks are only good for blowjobs, and you really shouldn't bring them in the house for that.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:00:57 ago (+3/-0)

But what if she's your wife?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:08:15 ago (+1/-0)

What advantage does fat have in a blowie?

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 8 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:56:36 ago (+8/-0)

Years of practice sucking down milkshakes and you know they swallow cause they won't pass up a meal.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:15:38 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't say they have an advantage, I'm merely implying that they're no good for fuckin.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 11:01:36 ago (+2/-0)

Fat chicks are good at giving blowjobs because they have to be, because well, they are fat n ugly

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 11:33:12 ago (+0/-0)

The oral fixation + you know she'll swallow

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearApr 5, 2024 16:33:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony 9 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 07:44:38 ago (+9/-0)

Also the Prison Bed, when it's part of the "Internet of Things".

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

I'd rather die.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:23:15 ago (+2/-0)

Right? I feel like I've had a good run. Gotta go somehow.

[ - ] carnold03 9 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:10:43 ago (+9/-0)

Can't we simply engineer more structurally sound homes to live in?

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 9 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:26:41 ago (+9/-0)

That’s crazy talk, goy. Now go back and live in your prefab wooden house in Tornado Alley.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:22:39 ago (+1/-0)

Found the chink

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 14:08:19 ago (+1/-0)

For when communism builds homes That can't be trusted to stay standing, here's some capitalism for you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 11:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, if you wanna pay for that

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 16:47:11 ago (+0/-0)

this is the Gaza Special Edition Pod

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearApr 5, 2024 16:35:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Tallest_Skil 7 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 08:26:18 ago (+7/-0)

vents prevent oxygen deprivation

And if the vents are blocked?

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:10:05 ago (+4/-0)

Ah Cain't BREAVE!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

It's fire proof, but do the vents close? Imagine it does its job perfectly but you die from smoke inhalation.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:05:18 ago (+2/-0)

What happens if you don't lie perfectly in the middle? Or sideways?

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

is only one person allowed? Is there a way to unlock from inside? What if the rubble blocks the vents?
What if it’s triggered by mistake? How does the signal operate? What if no connection?

Yeah, no, thanks. I don’t want this coffin prison. This is just what chinks do, instead of making solid or liveable buildings, they come up with death contraptions and hazardous devices.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 09:38:12 ago (+0/-0)

For the seismic wars coming up

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:06:55 ago (+5/-0)

That’s actually more terrifying than the fucking quake.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

I want one!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 10:51:12 ago (+4/-0)

Imagine being a fat fuck, trying to get out of bed a little too enthusiastically and end up decapitated.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 11:32:22 ago (+0/-0)

Those contraptions will break your spine or arm or leg as you panic in the dark

[ - ] BaalsDeep 4 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 12:23:16 ago (+4/-0)

When ur mom walks in on you jerking off

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 12:37:28 ago (+0/-0)

The only downside is if there is a pool or massive flooding since it's not air tight or waterproof.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 13:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

If you live in the east San Francisco Bay Area where the Hayward fault is expected to kill thousands, why not move to a safer area instead?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 13:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

People say that shit about hurricanes and Florida. There's a greater than 0% chance that I die from some dumb shit tomorrow completely unrelated to any kind of natural disaster. I'll take my chances with mother nature.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 13:52:11 ago (+0/-0)

Right, they should market those for hurricanes and tornadoes, since they aren't a local hazard you can avoid. I've watched the videos, so any place with hurricanes or tornadoes is off the list.

I've been through a 7.1 and it wasn't so bad. Only 4 killed in the whole county, and the next one 'here' is now a hundred years in the future. This hurricane season is expected to feature 20 to 25 'named' storms. Destructive earthquakes are a once in a lifetime event at any given location, and they're a relatively 'localized' event.

https://watchpeopledie.tv/ = dumb shit to avoid 👍

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1 yearApr 3, 2024 14:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

I imagine that fucking on that bed might trigger it.

[ - ] HelpAcct123 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 16:51:13 ago (+1/-0)

What if your watching TV or taking a piss when it happens? You rush to your room only to see the earthquake bed doors close. Seconds later the building turns you into a meat pancake.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 1 point 1 yearApr 3, 2024 20:42:30 ago (+1/-0)

The rubble will make that your coffin. Unless it has a beacon to send out a distress signal you will not be getting out of that thing.