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All 3 Abrahamic religions forbid the same food

submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 12:25:47 ago (+5/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

Jews are not allowed to eat any seafood that does not have both fins and scales, according to the dietary laws of Judaism, known as Kashrut. This means that shellfish, such as shrimp, lobster, crab, clams, oysters, scallops, and mussels, are not allowed. Similarly, other sea creatures that do not fit the criteria of having fins and scales, such as octopus, squid, and eel, are also prohibited.

Muslims are not allowed to eat any seafood that does not have scales, according to the dietary laws of Islam, known as Halal. This means that shellfish, such as shrimp, lobster, crab, clams, oysters, scallops, and mussels, are not allowed. Similarly, other sea creatures that do not fit the criteria of having scales, such as octopus, squid, and eel, are also prohibited.

Jews are not allowed to eat meat from pigs, as well as meat from animals that do not have split hooves or do not chew their cud, and fish without fins and scales. This is based on the dietary laws in the Torah, specifically in Leviticus 11. Additionally, meat must be slaughtered and prepared according to specific kosher guidelines.

Muslims are not allowed to eat pork, as it is explicitly forbidden in the Quran. They are also prohibited from consuming meat from animals that were dead before slaughter, those slaughtered in the name of anyone other than Allah, and those killed by strangulation, a violent blow, a headlong fall, or gored by a wild animal. Additionally, Muslims must follow specific halal guidelines for the slaughter and preparation of meat.

Lucky for us, Christian priests were able to rewrite the Bible, so we can eat whatewer we want. This is the proof that all three religions were written by the same degenerate perverts with low IQ.


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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 16:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

This means that shellfish, such as shrimp, lobster, crab, clams, oysters, scallops, and mussels, are not allowed.

The only sensible thing in those retard dune coon religions

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 07:14:04 ago (+0/-1)

Are you saying sea food is bad? WTF?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 07:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

The shit listed is disgusting.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 08:54:31 ago (+0/-1)

Are you not White by any chance? Sea food is awesome.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 13:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

Fish is awesome. Sea bugs are repulsive.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 13:33:43 ago (+0/-1)

So you are a kike then. Sea food is awesome.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 11 monthsJun 9, 2024 09:53:27 ago (+0/-0)

My guess is a lot of it had to do with how fast those foods spoil. For example shrimp and shellfish and oysters can have extremely lethal bacterial toxins.

Pigs carry viruses that easily transmit to humans. And typically wild pigs such as you would have encountered if they weren't being raised for food which they wouldn't have been are extremely dangerous animals as well.

Needless to say an animal that's been dead for a while is likely full of bacteria.

I tend to believe that most restrictions come from association with death and disease in the same way most traditional medicines probably come from their use in the past and a noticing of their effectiveness over time.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 12:36:32 ago (+1/-0)

They can kiss my hairy hillbilly balls. I luv me some skrimp and king crab legs, mane. Bacon is life. If somebody doesn't like or eat bacon then they should be expelled or worse.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 13:30:35 ago (+1/-0)

Pigs roamed their cities eating literal shit and trash and were prohibited to be eaten because of parasites etc. Same with eating animals you find dead. Just not a good idea.
I've not heard why the various sea foods were disallowed but it's probably for similar reasons.
Catholics used to be prohibited from eating meat on any Friday; now it's just during Lent. Historically I doubt people had meat every single day anyway. I do find it interesting that fish are not considered meat, by the bishops that owned the fisheries.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA -1 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 14:22:45 ago (+0/-1)

Lies.
Nowhere is it said that eating these animals is 'not a good idea', nor is it commonly accepted that these texts were written to include the judgements of men regarding the structure of a society - the argument is that these are proclamations of prohibition from their fucking god.
And make no mistake, the catholic church decided to change rules it found inconvenient - just like their pope is right now - but the source of the prohibition imposed on the catholic never actually changed; if they were forbidden before and they're pious, they still are - church decree be damned.

To be clear, I know these cult texts were written by men, for the purpose of control of men - but the adherent does not. They believe these incoherent books are divine prescription and literal historic truth.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 10:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Ok

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 15:40:56 ago (+0/-1)

Did shellfish roamed their cities too, kike shill?

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 10:28:57 ago (+1/-0)

You are such a retard.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 12:31:34 ago (+2/-0)

Your post makes no sense. Muslims and jews have dietary restrictions, Christians do not.

I guess you missed the part where Christ says who gives a shit what goes in your mouth? You're only going to shit it out. It's the vile trash coming out of your mouth you should be concerned about.



[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 13:05:08 ago (+0/-1)

The bible still contains all the dietary restrictions placed on jews, christians just ignore it because jesus somehow.

[ - ] _Obrez 1 point 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 15:40:23 ago (+2/-1)

It's not "somehow" you just seem proud of your ignorance now, the passing of the law occured after the death and resurrection of Christ as the title of God's chosen was transfered to those who chose redemption in Christ. Jesus explains the passing of the law himself, after the Resurrection many Miracles, Epiphanies and subsequent meetings to organize the earthly ministry in His stead occur.

These stories are told after the named gospels predominantly in the book of Acts in one such meeting they discuss an epiphany which came to a believer who saw the prescriptions on food fall away in a dream, or a vision they (early Church fathers) probed his epiphany compared it to Christ's words and actions and found it to be the proper way, this led to a discussion on circumcision and for similar reasons the practice was ended(this is a gross simplification for laymen)

I may be mistaken as these early church meetings bleed together but the same gathering in Antioch was when they decried judaisers who wanted to make the gentile Christians subservient to the hebrew Christians or who wanted to apply the old law of Moses and Abraham onto the Christians despite Christ's sacrifice and explicit simplifications.


None of this is particularly mysterious.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 03:05:32 ago (+0/-1)

So you worship a jewish concept of god who chose the jews as his chosen people but then sent a jew to be born in judea to the tribe of judah whose life was only ever recorded by jews, and that created a new religion for non-jews which allows jews to convert to it so they can more easily hide in your society, and you still worship that jew.

Have you ever wondered why your holy book is completely filled to the brim with jews?

[ - ] yesiknow -1 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 02:02:09 ago (+0/-1)

Why do you cling to your incorrect "belief" so hard?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 11 monthsJun 6, 2024 02:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you cling to belief in a jew born in judea, descended from the tribe of judah, and called the lion of judah when every single witness to his life was jewish?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 11 monthsJun 5, 2024 12:43:05 ago (+0/-2)

As far as I know, the original Bible forbid the same food. Do you have sources, or just like to bitch and moan?