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A man who owned a sausage factory was showing his arrogant asshole son around his factory.

Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer and look down his nose at everything.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "This should impress him!"

He showed his son a machine and said, "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages."

The son, unimpressed, said, "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father, "Yes son, we call it your mother."