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If you've ever needed to call Centerlink (especially recently) you know they are a notoriously understaffed call centre and these days they literally just run you through an automated system, tell you some basic bullshit you could have read on their website then hang up on you. And when you call back the robot lady says she knows I've been trying to contact centerlink but they are too busy right now, doesn't even let you go through the robot menu to try and pick an option that might get you through to an operator.

If you call the nigger line the robot section is much shorter and then you get hold music (shitty abbo pandering hold music but still). Still took then about an hour to get through but I got through.

And no they don't ask you if you are actually aboriginal or point out that your centerlink account doesn't list you as being aboriginal either.