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HOT TAKE: the pseudo-assassination was deliberately unsuccessful. they pulled it off using advanced technology

submitted by shitface9000 to TellUpgoat 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:00:23 ago (+8/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

everything is fake, including the near miss

don't tell me the technology to pull off an ear graze sniper shot isn't available...



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[ - ] McNasty -1 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:12:15 ago (+1/-2)

I could have faked it for a fraction of the cost with a couple blanks.

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 06:59:14 ago (+0/-1)

Or, a shitty AR rifle with a 6 MOA red dot simply missed.

No. The jews aren't God's chosen people. They are a bunch of mid-IQ filthy fucking degenerates that fuck shit up on the regular. This is just one more fuck up by a local faggot jew fuck.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsJul 25, 2024 13:38:54 ago (+0/-0)

Actually this is good point because they do have guided bullets now. And they've had those at least since George w Bush was president because he talked about them and I remember there were some videos showing these guided bullets following a laser to a Target. They can adjust their flight and flight. And I would imagine they have some that are a lot more accurate now and probably could if they wanted it to to graze somebody's ear.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:04:55 ago (+2/-0)

Good thing Trump didnt make the gesture in reverse, then.

https://files.catbox.moe/r9wuci.mp4

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 05:46:12 ago (+3/-1)

The real target was the guy that died. They took a shot at trump as a diversion.

You have all been fooled.

[ - ] NoSalvation 2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 05:55:19 ago (+2/-0)

The guys who shorted 12M Truth social stock a day before the shooting will surely be investigated.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 14:36:57 ago (+3/-0)

I thought this was TellUpgoat. I didn't know this was the jokes sub.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:09:41 ago (+3/-0)*

The technology to pull off an ear nick sniper shot from over 400 feet isn't available. He touched the 'wound', but there was no blood until he came out of the huddle.

What a lucky shot with that iconic photo though.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 1 point 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 03:22:59 ago (+2/-1)

"isn't available"

they do not disclose advanced technology for (((national security))) purposes.

do you understand that concept?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 10:27:07 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe they've come up with something beyond science fiction writers imaginations? The ear was on a moving and rotating head, so it would have to be pretty amazing tech. A fixed platform with a computerized AI firing system that could anticipate the moment the edge of the ear would be in the line of sight, and then adjust for windage, possibly? The bullet, barrel, and whole firing system would need to be military lab grade too, for that level of precision. Nothing like that on the roof, but maybe below in the building?

The other way could be easily done with no special equipment or tech, just needing some rehearsal to coordinate the moves by the actors.

[ - ] Love240 5 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:05:48 ago (+5/-0)

I already called that, and with no special tech needed.

They just used a lefty idiot that wanted to do it and set him up to fail.

Ear injury could very simply be faked.

[ - ] Majiqai 3 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 02:50:25 ago (+3/-0)

the fact that the last thing he did before executing the mission was watch porn suggests he is likely to have been an mkultra victim. MKUltra has evolved from psychological torture to digital hypnosis using subtle sounds and imagery. the alphabets have backdoor access to porn sites, and they have viewer metrics for the most watched/repeated parts of every video, giving them precise access to peoples brains when they are most susceptible to programming. the world is a nightmare circus, with futuristic weapons that are difficult to imagine, and porn sites are the clowns playground, giving them a practically unlimited pool of potential manchurian candidates/indirect assassins.

[ - ] NoRefunds -1 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 07:30:42 ago (+1/-2)

Mk ultra is the media dude. It's not some magic bullshit that makes someone into a robot. It's how they can say Russia did it while simultaneously worshipping israel. That's mk ultra.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 07:42:57 ago (+2/-0)

Thats project mockingbird. Mk ultra is totally different. Brainwashed individuals. Not the maas hypnosis type you get with mockingbird.

[ - ] NoRefunds -2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 09:09:38 ago (+0/-2)

mockingbird was to plant intelligence assets into the media. mk ultra is telling people a vax is good for you, making them take it, then their family and friends die from it, and then they blame the people that didn't take the vax. That is the mind control.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 10:26:06 ago (+2/-0)

What is the purpose for planting intelligence assets in the media? For mass brainwashing. Thats the purpose of mockingbird. Not just to have them there, to actually serve a purpose. They are the ones doing the thing. Telling you to get the shot. Thats the mockingbird media.

[ - ] NoRefunds -3 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 11:00:17 ago (+0/-3)

planting intel in media is different than the brainwashing program, you fucking moron. Putting dipshits in like Anderson Cooper is an HR thing(mokcingbird). Studying how to gaslight people and making entire groups of retards do what you want is a psychological program(mk ultra,mk naomi, monarch).

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 14:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, ok tard. Way to have a civil conversation and share your completely incorrect statements and show your inability to understand why they would put someone in that media position. Your parents are very proud of you. You’re their superstar.

[ - ] NoRefunds -2 points 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 15:46:43 ago (+0/-2)

You're the stupid ass that thinks sleeper agents and activation words exist. Go suck a Manchurian candidate's dick then.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 11 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:27:00 ago (+1/-0)*

Can you highlight were I assert such a thing? You behave like a woman, btw. You’d probably even fling poo at me if we were nearby each other. It’s in your genes. Also “Project MKUltra was an illegal human experiments program designed and undertaken by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to develop procedures and identify drugs that could be used during interrogations to weaken people and force confessions through brainwashing and psychological torture.”
Gnomesayan weirdo?
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[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 11 monthsJul 23, 2024 10:51:15 ago (+1/-0)

Mk ultra is the media dude. It's not some magic bullshit that makes someone into a robot. It's how they can say Russia did it while simultaneously worshipping israel. That's mk ultra.

Lol do you remember this?