submitted by Kozel to Jokes9 monthsJul 22, 2024 18:15:43 ago (+12/-3) (Jokes)
A lawyer calls a plumber for help...
The plumber assesses the situation and says, "I can fix it today for $800."
The lawyer, surprised, asks, "How long will it take?" The plumber replies, "I'll need about an hour to get a part from the supply house and another hour to do the repair."
The lawyer, smirking, says, "Two hours for $800? That's $400 per hour! I'm a lawyer, and I charge $350 per hour!"
The plumber nods and says, "Yes, I understand. That's why I left my law practice."
We always used to tease the plumbers on the track housing sites, the guys topping out. We’d tease them for “playing with long black pipe”. Much chuckles and many fun’s were haved.
[ + ] Salacious_Salicylic
[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 4 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 18:30:13 ago (+4/-0)
He hears moaning from the bedroom and walks in to see a plumber fucking his wife on their bed.
He says to himself: "This is great, a divorce is gonna be way cheaper!"
[ + ] VitaminSieg
[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 19:51:03 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 9 monthsJul 22, 2024 20:28:43 ago (+0/-0)