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In A Hurry with No Parking

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 21:02:36 ago (+19/-1)     (Jokes)

A man running late for his once in a lifetime dream job interview is frantically trying to find a parking spot in a packed lot...

Time is not on his side, and he starts to panic.

In his last ditch attempt, he turns to the skies, and begs: "God, please, help me out here. I'll do anything... I'll quit smoking. I'll stop drinking. I'll donate money to charity."

As soon as he finishes his plea, the skies open up, and the bright light shines on to an empty parking space.

The man holds up his hand, and goes: "Never mind, I found one".


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 9 monthsJul 24, 2024 23:19:10 ago (+3/-0)

Lol