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Woman dies at airport entangled in baggage carousel

submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 8 monthsAug 11, 2024 05:13:41 ago (+1/-2)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13726179/Woman-dies-entangled-conveyer-belt-Chicago-OHare.html



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2024 06:50:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yo mamas so fat that..... no
Yo mamas so stupid that.... eh doesnt work either.

You know what i know theres a yo mama joke in there somewhere i just cant finish it.

Yo mamas such a ho even the airport conveyor got to run a train on her?

yeah. that kind of works. messy but valid.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2024 07:34:47 ago (+2/-0)

Yo momma so dumb, she heard it was a carousel and tried to ride a Samsonite.

Yo momma so ugly, the baggage claim is the only thing that would take her for a spin.

Your momma so dumb, she tried to go around the world in 80 days and ended up going around the airport in 80 pieces.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 8 monthsAug 11, 2024 08:09:37 ago (+1/-0)

Theeeeeeeeeere ya go.