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Target destroyed

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 13:31:32 ago (+44/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 08:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

oh fuck.

thats like.... flight leader wings something with a long range missile, wingman gets in quick with the wounded plane, goes fuck this, and instead of shooting at it, just bitchslaps the shit out of the fucker to end it entirely.

Pecking Order Top Gun.

THOT GUN

Chad Thundercock Jnr stars as "Bus Stop Maverick"

[ - ] prototype 1 point 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:22:33 ago (+1/-0)

I know a clone of this girl, not even joking.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:25:30 ago (+0/-0)

the kid is a rts god

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

She got nice DSLs tho

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 16:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

Lol!!! That is outstanding!! Five year old should get a metal!!!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 16:59:53 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe even a medal made of metal.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:34:30 ago (+1/-0)

Guys, it was a simple mistake. Please stop your meddling.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 08:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

i know right. those grand prix.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

Like uh, zinc or palladium?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:10:40 ago (+0/-0)

a metal WHAT??

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 14, 2024 08:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

squints

exclamation mark.

a metal exclamation mark. maybe four of them? unsure if Lever only intends the first one.

[ - ] __47__ 8 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 15:39:42 ago (+8/-0)

Things that didn't happen for $500.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 15:20:53 ago (+3/-0)

You know how mean those five years old boys can be.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 19:32:53 ago (+3/-0)

Almost 10% as mean as the average woman after hitting puberty to rest of her life.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:51:41 ago (+4/-0)

I would have been that kid years ago. I always wondered why old women were so fucking fat. It genuinely mystified me.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 16:30:07 ago (+3/-0)

have you figured it out or just stopped wondering?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2024 17:57:59 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of the old ladies that I was around growing up were a healthy weight or to thin. One of my great aunts was skin and bones. It came from years and years of hard work. The old gal was a school cook. She made real home cooked meals, just enough to feed 300 people. It was a small school with grades one through eight. This was in the sixties and seventies. When they shut that school down and bussed those kids to other schools they All said that her food was what they missed the most.