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submitted by mikenigger to whatever 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 18:36:36 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jgmggh.mp4



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[ - ] iSnark 2 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 18:41:19 ago (+3/-1)

Was I the only one waiting for that bear to take him or the gal out?

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:22:32 ago (+2/-0)

Nope, I was anticipating that as well. The internet has ruined my mind.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

No. I fast forwarded to the end to see if he got turned into human slop.

[ - ] Aze 5 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:15:19 ago (+5/-0)

I've come to the conclusion that Russians just have a hidden racial to be able to tame/talk to bears.

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:47:55 ago (+2/-0)

Lots of people have tamed bears. It's hardly impossible. You just need a mild tempered bear and some patience and know how. It's not unlike training dogs.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:22:05 ago (+4/-0)

Except if the bear doesn't feel like taking your correction, they eat your face.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:47:45 ago (+1/-0)

What part of "mild tempered" did you not understand?

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 01:27:30 ago (+4/-0)

A bear is mild-tempered until it isn't.

They're not dogs that have been domesticated over thousands of years. They're wild animals.

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 01:32:50 ago (+3/-0)

Dogs started as wolves. We domesticated them,we can domestic bears. If you don't puss out at the first step.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 03:22:26 ago (+2/-0)

domesticated

Domesticating involves artificial selection. You systematically castrate or kill the more aggressive animals and let the more gentle reproduce, generation after generation after generation for hundred of years. That hasn't been done with bears yet.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 21:25:02 ago (+1/-0)

Well,then get started,faggot.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 00:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

Bruh, I have a lot of respect for you, assuming you are a whamen even.
But this taming a bear shit is insane. It's clearly not the same as domesticating dogs.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 8 monthsAug 21, 2024 02:38:29 ago (+0/-0)

People have tamed bears. First step's done. Now you just need to make it stick. That's what takes time. So get to it.
Continue thread

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:24:56 ago (+4/-0)

Awww! What a good looking russian dog. A little chubby though, they should probably put him on a diet.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 7 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:35:30 ago (+7/-0)

I wonder how many generations it would take to domesticate a small number of bears.

Might be nice for when that time comes.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 22:38:41 ago (+6/-0)

Okay you do the bears, I'll do the eagles.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 5 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 01:48:42 ago (+5/-0)

And I'll do the rollercoasters

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 20:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

One day that bear will be more hungry than usual. The man will welcome it with open arms only for the bear to rip his face off and gradually eat him over the next few days. He's gonna end up like Timothy Treadwell.

Regardless... what a nice, heartwarming video.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:46:45 ago (+1/-0)

Nah,Treadwell relaxed around wild bears. This is a domesticated bear.

[ - ] watts2db 3 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:02:59 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine the food and pet bills for pet bears

[ - ] Trope 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:37:14 ago (+0/-0)

Is this an outlier scenario or have whites (and possibly jews with the help of whites) domesticated specific species of bears?

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:47:01 ago (+1/-0)

My theory:
European bears have coexisted with empathetic white humans for a long time.
Therefore, European bears have evolved to be human-tolerant or dependent like dogs, but probably to a lesser extent.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 8 monthsAug 18, 2024 22:22:26 ago (+0/-0)

NO DUMB FUCKING WOMAN! LOL!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:37:38 ago (+0/-0)

And he ripped his guts open right after the video was taken

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 07:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

That's a very nice bear. 🐻