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stephen king is a coke binging pedo jew

submitted by GodsNotDead to TellTalk 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 09:08:00 ago (+17/-0)     (TellTalk)

I was reading Carrie and the guy just gets off on describing pre pubescent/pubescent girls in great description. I never read IT in full, but i know there's a child orgy scene in that one. Guy is a fucking perv through and through, but he's a jew, so he's the (((bestselling))) author of goy slop


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[ - ] WNwoman 9 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 11:53:22 ago (+9/-0)

Yes. Also he looks like an old dyke that lives with 14 cats and hoards.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:55:24 ago (+2/-0)

He certainly hasn't aged well.

[ - ] dass 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 16:44:05 ago (+1/-0)

Plus he's also deranged with TDS like deniro.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 4 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:06:14 ago (+4/-0)

He needs to go back on the cocaine.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 18:48:14 ago (+3/-0)

He needs to get hit by another car

[ - ] clymer 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 14:08:33 ago (+3/-0)

I have a buddy who lives up in Brigeton ME. He used to run into Stephen King all the time up there at the food city grocery store, in the checkout line (the place that "the mist" was set against), or walking around. He said that king would be walking and reading all of the time without looking up, so he pulls along side him one day and said "excuse me..", king replies: "SIR!" (again without lookup up), my buddy who's had a bazillion jobs was thinking he wanted to be an actor, so he asks him: "I was just wondering if you need any extras on any movies or anything, I am trying to land a job acting." King replies, :"My agent handles all of that for me." not looking up, silent after that, still walking along reading a book. My buddy drives along side him for a few steps, finally gives up and drives off. I talked to him not long after that and he tells me the story, saying, "Man, that guy is going to get creamed by a car, he doesn't even look up crossing roads and shit!" THAT WAS LIKE A FEW MONTHS BEFORE HE GOT WHACKED BY THAT VAN! And the dude that hit him just so happens to OD on stephen kings birthday a couple years later, yeeaahhhhh, sure. Amazing what money will buy

[ - ] Oz5711 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 05:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

I expected this story to involve electrical infetterence. Yeah he is a twat, though.

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 11:31:23 ago (+3/-0)

He also had the absolute gall to put himself into one of his own novels. That damn van could have hit him harder.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 14:47:42 ago (+3/-0)

That entire series became about him after that van hit. He even went back and re-wrote certain parts to fit better.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 14:54:47 ago (+2/-0)

Well he absolutely ruined it.

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 17:33:56 ago (+1/-0)

internet search says stephen king is not a jew

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 11:19:09 ago (+1/-0)

That's right. Dean Koontz is a better writer, but is less popular. I have no idea why. Stephen King is a fucking kike pervert. I quit reading his books after the pedo orgy in IT book.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 11:55:40 ago (+1/-0)

Same. Dropped him like a bad habit after "IT", which really wasn't good at all anyway (absolutely no idea why that book is so popular), and marked the beginning of his downward spiral into hack irrelevancy.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:05:13 ago (+1/-0)

And as for why King is more popular than Koontz, I think the answer is King has had far more movies made of his work. Not sure why, maybe his stuff just lends itself more to that format. In fact the only movie I can think of made from Koontz's work is "Demon Seed", and that was back in the 70's. There may be more, but that's the only one that comes to my mind.

[ - ] Conspirologist 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:14:27 ago (+2/-0)

No. It's just because Koontz writes about sci-fi horror. Average NPC can't fucking understand sci-fi. They like King's supernatural bullshit because they can't think. As easy as it gets.

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

Could be. There's definitely more of a Sci-Fi angle to Koontz's work than anything King has done. Although King did heavily explore extrasensory perception themes in his early work, which is kind of Sci-Fi. Kinda sorta...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 18:16:42 ago (+2/-0)

Dolores Claiborne was amazing tho

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 18:45:36 ago (+1/-0)

?

insomnia and the jeff gordon one

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

It's because of Frank Darabount. He's the director for a lot king's stuff. Shawshank, Green Mile, The Mist. He largely recreates the movies with dilaogue straight from the books.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:50:16 ago (+2/-0)

Never noticed those were all from the same director. Makes sense.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

For sure. He also tends to do his own thing with the works. The way The Mist ends in the movie is not how it ends in the book. King even said he was shocked by the ending. Darabount is also the reason The Walking Dead kicked off so hard. Last I heard AMC owes him so much money from lawsuits the Breaking Bad legacy can't save them.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

Incidentally, did you know the movie "The Mist" was the inspiration for the video game(s) "Half Life"? Now that was truly an awesome, revolutionary video game.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 13:06:23 ago (+1/-0)

I didn't know that. Fantastic game too.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 09:59:20 ago (+1/-0)

Steven King and Paul Simon have much in common...

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 16:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

I always found his books usually set a somewhat interesting intriguing and then well developing premise but half/ three quarters of the way through they all just bomb trying to tie the story up to a half assed conclusion.
Can't stand his shit - like a tv series, the entire episode develops on some story line then finishes it all up in the last 5 minutes. Complete garbage.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 12:26:08 ago (+0/-0)

And in other news It turns out that Water is Wet.