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So I was down on the river...

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellTalk 7 monthsSep 21, 2024 22:12:10 ago (+8/-1)     (TellTalk)

Me and a friend of mine were riding on our UTV's on about a 60 mile round trip. Gorgeous day, cold beer and powerful bud. Looked about like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn24lTvg0Zg

So we stop at a sandbar that's been a fav camping spot of mine since the 70's. Its a big beach right on the river. Its right beside of a river that dumps into the bigger river. Its a nice spot for swimming and we even put a jet ski in there once in a while. We have a tree swing that goes out over the water. So anyhoo, we're standing at the edge of the water and a buncha river rats come through on rafts and kayaks. Most won't stop because people here aren't very nice to them anymore. Its locals only mentality. People are sick of them because they are mostly leftist trustfund idiots and they litter and are disrespectful and there's been many of them, or so I've heard, get the shit kicked out of them, especially over the last ten years or so.

So this bearded, tattoo'd, pierced long-haired hippie from Colorado paddles right up to us and says "duuuude, I just want to tell you that its peace, love and happiness from us and I wanted to let you know that we respect you and your home here". My friend kind of squeezes his fist tight but I immediately speak and say, hey, its all good. Today you got lucky and get to leave here as so many get directly taken and chained on the basement floor(just joking). He paddled away rather quickly and my friend & I giggled and went on about our way. See, Ima a nice guy.

I drove through a mile long train tunnel. Its hot af outside (93-95) but once you get to the end of that tunnel you are freezing your ass off. It feels really good on a hot summer day. I got to a diff spot way down the river and there's a big, high rock there. We climbed up on it and looked at the pink sky sunset. Watched birds fishing and looking for crawdads. We went on down the road and stopped at another sandbar and my friend pulled down in the sand and sunk up to his eyeballs and bellied out so had to pull him out. Came home and worked on my bird feeder and now relaxing.



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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 18:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

weed is for niggers

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 22:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not when it falls in the right hands. Its for responsible people who unwind. If you wake up smoking it, then yeah, you're a nigger. If you bust ass all week and drink a few beers on the weekend or smoke a doobie then whatever. There is a difference. This said, I've been sober since 2008 so I'm allowed to have a little slip up right about now then go back to being sober. You dig?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 06:46:23 ago (+1/-0)

nigger

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 7 monthsSep 21, 2024 22:25:04 ago (+1/-0)

It's the only way to live brother. Happy to hear your story.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 01:03:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nice, sounds great

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 01:25:15 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck if I ever see another case of bud...

Am house sitting atm. Am very broke. Went back to my house to pick up a couple of unneeded toys to sell, run into housemate.

"You need cash? Take these down to bottle recycler, was going to do it myself"

Fucken... queue 45 minutes of me ripping open 15 cases of empty Budweiser cases and feeding them into a.machine one by one... fffff.

From what I read, it's the king of beers! (Now where was it I saw that... gonne be in my damn dreams for days....)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 01:34:24 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think that's what booger meant when he said powerful bud.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 11:15:42 ago (+0/-0)

A case of powerful bud on the other hand….

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 11:47:10 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't mean tranny fluid...

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 15:10:32 ago (+0/-0)

Ricky? Taking Sara out huh?