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Leave your fuckin dogs at home

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 20:47:03 ago (+13/-7)     (NutziHiveKickers)

Dogs should be low maintenance animals that serve a purpose. Dogs exist at our convenience and are not there for emotionally sensitive fucks to tether to them.

Do not bring your dog to costco.

Do not bring your dog to the fuckin bar.

Keep your dog out of the car.

Walk your dog.

Bring your dog to the dog park.

But keep your fuckin dog to yourself literally any other time.

Thanks


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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 12 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 22:51:23 ago (+12/-0)

Open season on anyone who uses the term "Fur Baby".

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

You have a bright future here

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 9 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 23:01:44 ago (+10/-1)

Fuck you my dog goes wherever I go because I want him to. Fuck your feelings. Only jews don't like dogs.

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 01:59:33 ago (+3/-1)

exactly fuck this little bitch

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:43:54 ago (+1/-2)

Sensitive dog fag Hebrew

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 19:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

You fuck your dog?

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:43:37 ago (+0/-1)

Jews love their shitty little yap dogs lmao banned

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 20:56:07 ago (+7/-0)

I feel this way about your god damned children.

Fuck your kids.

Get them boogers the fuck away from me.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 23:44:36 ago (+3/-0)

All of HeyJames’ kids were abortions.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:44:45 ago (+5/-0)

Pet owners can no longer safely do this, they'll be eaten by Haitians

[ - ] watts2db 4 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 01:58:50 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, how about you get fucked and don’t tell the rest of us what to do. Ill bring my dog with me to where I goddamn fucking feel like. I wish some morher fucker would say something about it too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 23:43:44 ago (+6/-2)

I think the toxoplasmosis is affecting your brain if you think Im going to give a solitary fuck what you say, cat fag!

[ - ] hylo 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 02:07:25 ago (+4/-3)

Takin a break from letting your dog mount you?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 13:06:50 ago (+3/-0)

Try not having the most jewish take possible. My love for my dog is pure and good.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:50:52 ago (+0/-0)

You have a bright future here

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:44:22 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:46:02 ago (+4/-0)

would you say the same thing about a parrot? A parrot that sits on someone's shoulder and says racist things? Of course you would not. Because you are a bigot.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:49:11 ago (+2/-0)

Do you know where I could find such a parrot? Are you offering it for sale?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:55:07 ago (+1/-0)

its a rare item that must be crafted

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:56:12 ago (+0/-0)

Parrots make noise

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 20:55:40 ago (+4/-0)

Well personally I like seeing dogs at the stores and at restaurants. In fact I wish the laws didn't exist that we had to not have them and I'm kind of glad people are getting around those laws with the support dog things.

As long as people keep them on a leash.

The one thing I do hate is when some idiot doesn't have their dog on a leash and then they sitting there screaming at the dog to stop or whatever knowing the dog's going to do with the dogs going to do and they have absolutely no control over the dog and they're actually surprised when they don't have their dog on a leash and it does stuff and doesn't stop.

But other than that I like to see dogs

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -3 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:11:54 ago (+2/-5)

Fucking banned

[ - ] Trope 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 19:52:35 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t make an opinion of this post.

Your requests seem reasonable. Suppose I could take a dog to the beach. I mean, you can expect a reasonable amount of reasonable expectations when it comes to dogs.

Stop having pitbulls is a reasonable request.

[ - ] DitchPig 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 13:03:06 ago (+1/-0)

My dogs go where I go.

I seriously doubt you'd say jack shit to me about it in person.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 13:10:09 ago (+0/-1)

You'd get literally skull fucked in person

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 15:31:24 ago (+0/-1)

Press X to doubt.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 11:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck loud dogs and their stupid owners.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:00:24 ago (+2/-0)

I let my dog shit on your front lawn.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:11:20 ago (+1/-1)

I shit in your dogs mouth then he licked your face

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 13:09:51 ago (+1/-0)

Weirdo.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 13:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

I think it's weird that his dog ate it tbh

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

Why, why would you do this????

Lol

[ - ] deleted -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 01:17:40 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 02:37:24 ago (+1/-0)

Fuxk you, my dog rides in the front seat.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

You talk like someone who has never met a German shepherd. That’s a dog that refuses to be low maintenance. It’s a high energy dog, smart enough to cause problems if you don’t keep it occupied. The only way to keep one under control is training. I think what you may be really noticing is untrained dogs owned by lazy owners. For them your observations are valid. But nothing compares to a well trained disciplined dog. They’re fantastic and can be taken anywhere with zero issues.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -2 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2024 21:55:57 ago (+0/-2)

No.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 02:47:35 ago (+0/-0)

MY DOG WILL EAT YOUR ASS!!!!

[ - ] hylo -2 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 02:09:59 ago (+2/-4)

Dog owners don't understand hygene, general or personal. Their homes smell like dog ass and so do they.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] -1 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:44:55 ago (+0/-1)

Exactly

[ - ] mikenigger -2 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 01:15:01 ago (+1/-3)

OP, do you fuck goats? just checking

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 12:45:01 ago (+0/-0)

Nope