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Black Cat

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:19:13 ago (+15/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

There was a power outage so I walked around and there was a black cat and a cow cat. Long story short, we entered negotiations, the cow cat was not interested but the black cat walked in front of me and started leading me somewhere. I was sure it was leading me somewhere I just knew it. But then I considered that maybe I was being a retard and misleading the situation. So I slav squatted and put out my hand, the black cat approached and headbutted twice. I had a few seconds to study the cat under the dim street light, it was a fuzzy black warrior cat with battle scars. The reason i had only a few seconds is because after a few seconds of pets the cat took his teeth, and put them gently around my finger, and pulled. Then it turned around and lead me to the shadiest looking house on the block, went 1/3rd up the driveway and collapsed waiting for me to keep going.

I bet that cat had something cool to show me. Like a bunch of kittens. Or an entrance to the hollow earth. Or a dimensional rift to the mysterious kingdom of cats. Or maybe its an omen from Bastet guiding me to a strand of the yarn of fate.


19 comments block


[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 7 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:11:18 ago (+7/-0)

He’s showing you the plans he has drawn up to ensnare and kill @greensaint.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:33:47 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know what he said the other day!!! He said he burns kitties! I can't even right now, still shook.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:51:14 ago (+3/-0)

You can't even what? Stop leaving me hanging wanna be GenZ.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 13:43:28 ago (+0/-0)

If you wait until they are grown to burn them the damn things will reproduce before you can burn them! Then you have even More of the demons to get rid of!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:50:26 ago (+1/-0)

👍

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2024 15:20:45 ago (+0/-0)

I would never be tricked by those wicked creatures

[ - ] con77 4 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 09:42:54 ago (+4/-0)

it was a witches familiar bringing another victim

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:38:06 ago (+3/-0)

You didn't need the call to adventure? You're fuckin up.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:40:49 ago (+5/-0)

Agree. How extremely gay not to follow through!

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:47:46 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not going into some dudes back yard in pitch black while illegally carrying

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 09:22:20 ago (+3/-0)

There is no such thing as an illegal carry.

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 09:43:24 ago (+1/-0)

why illegal?

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 15:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

20 days till CCW "interview"

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 7, 2024 06:06:11 ago (+0/-0)

I live in the gunshine state

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 08:52:28 ago (+2/-0)

So, what’d you do? Eat the cat or something?

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 01:42:44 ago (+2/-0)

Go back.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 11:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

. Or an entrance to the hollow earth. Or a dimensional rift to the mysterious kingdom of cats. Or maybe its an omen from Bastet guiding me to a strand of the yarn of fate.

All these scenarios are plausible. 👀

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 12:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

You were meant to follow Baba Yaga to her hut.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 07:37:55 ago (+0/-1)

You failed the test.