Woman and the General - Upgoat

Woman and the General
submitted by Kozel to Jokes 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 17:48:19 ago (+24/-1) (Jokes)

A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman.

The general replied "1956, ma'am." The woman, in disbelief, said "1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better."

The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.

Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said "Well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956..."

The general looked at her, confused, and replied "I sure hope not, it's only 2130 now."

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 19:43:18 ago (+0/-0)

I get it!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 21:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

Military time

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 23:03:17 ago (+0/-0)

What's the year 2130 like?

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 23:30:33 ago (+4/-0)

No see there is 24:00 hours in a day...you know what, nevermind

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 17:58:59 ago (+5/-0)