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Media keeps crying wolf, one day a real cat5 will hit and nobody will evacuate.

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 18:38:18 ago (+13/-3)     (whatever)

The sky is falling! Haha, just kidding! Thanks for the money!
The sky is falling again! Haha, just kidding! Thanks for more money!
The sky is falling! No, really! This time we mean it! Haha, gotcha again, thanks for the dough!
The sky is falling! Seriously! Run! Damn they all got killed. Oh well. The ground is lava!


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:30:30 ago (+3/-0)

No shit
That’s what they want!

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 19:10:07 ago (+2/-0)

There's an adage to this effect, I think its called the little girl who yelled bear.

[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 21:26:03 ago (+1/-0)

Hollered, but close enough.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:06:29 ago (+1/-0)

And they'll make some great ratings when it happens!

What a sick society we live in.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 19:44:18 ago (+1/-0)

The bobble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she’ll tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. People love it when you die, give us dirty laundry.

[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:44:59 ago (+0/-0)

16 years of warning signs before anything got done...

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:26:34 ago (+0/-0)

We'll probably be fine losing the people who are stupid enough to give a fuck about the media.
ProTip: What did you do the last 10 hurricanes?
Ok, you lived doing that. So, just do that again.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsOct 11, 2024 05:30:50 ago (+1/-0)

you lived and they pushed their bullshit after every one of those 10 hurricanes.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2024 08:48:24 ago (+0/-0)

These last few times I couldn't help thinking that I, and everyone around me, would be a lot happier if we all just never knew about any hurricane. This is the fifth or sixth one in as many years, and panic buying water and toilet paper has never been the right response.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 18:41:08 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe thats the plan... they win either way...either they make bank with the panic of false news, or a shitload of people die= depopulation