The sky is falling! Haha, just kidding! Thanks for the money! The sky is falling again! Haha, just kidding! Thanks for more money! The sky is falling! No, really! This time we mean it! Haha, gotcha again, thanks for the dough! The sky is falling! Seriously! Run! Damn they all got killed. Oh well. The ground is lava!
We'll probably be fine losing the people who are stupid enough to give a fuck about the media. ProTip: What did you do the last 10 hurricanes? Ok, you lived doing that. So, just do that again.
These last few times I couldn't help thinking that I, and everyone around me, would be a lot happier if we all just never knew about any hurricane. This is the fifth or sixth one in as many years, and panic buying water and toilet paper has never been the right response.
The bobble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she’ll tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. People love it when you die, give us dirty laundry.
[ + ] fnbs
[ - ] fnbs 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 18:41:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:26:34 ago (+0/-0)
ProTip: What did you do the last 10 hurricanes?
Ok, you lived doing that. So, just do that again.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsOct 11, 2024 05:30:50 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 8 monthsOct 11, 2024 08:48:24 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] JosephGoebbeIs
[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:44:59 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 19:44:18 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:06:29 ago (+1/-0)
What a sick society we live in.
[ + ] Kozel
[ - ] Kozel 2 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 19:10:07 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Weredawg
[ - ] Weredawg 1 point 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 21:26:03 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 20:30:30 ago (+3/-0)
That’s what they want!