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I'm back

submitted by Bassman9000 to introductions 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 13:16:55 ago (+13/-2)     (introductions)

I'm an old hat. I hate you fucks as you seethe. Do a barrel roll faggot.

You niggerfaggots have become soft. I'll restart the immune system myself if I must.

Good to be back.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 12 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:00:37 ago (+12/-0)

I'm an old hat. I hate you fucks as you seethe. Do a barrel roll faggot.

LOL! you got everything entirely wrong. Shut down your computer and go back to the Director's office and tell him you failed and need to prepare better in order to infiltrate.

God that was pathetic.

[ - ] Dingo 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:42:15 ago (+5/-0)

^ This.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 08:46:19 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck off we're full.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:35:16 ago (+2/-3)

Your trolling is weak and pathetic

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:37:31 ago (+5/-0)

Is that what the SAC told you to say?

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:39:08 ago (+3/-0)

Ya, my SAC of nuts. Gtfo of here faggot

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 10 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 15:14:06 ago (+10/-0)

More like Gayassman9000

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 16:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

Got'en

[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:05:10 ago (+8/-0)

Fuck off. We're full.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:40:12 ago (+4/-0)

Jew is literally in your name. Neck yourself kike

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 15:10:10 ago (+3/-0)

Wow, this retard can read

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 16:11:19 ago (+4/-0)

He's so smart.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:46:44 ago (+2/-0)

Your name says jew so that means, you're a jew.

His name says ass, so he eats ass.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 20:07:19 ago (+2/-0)

Logic.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 15:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

Assman is literally in your name, therefore I will assume you are a sodomite. Do a flip, faggot.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 15:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

I'm all about that Bass, like the fish you illiterate fuck

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 22:16:40 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you liked lots of bass - like the sound. Like swishing that Meghan Trainor ass you got.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:05:02 ago (+5/-0)

Nigger ✓
Faggot ✓
Kys pending

Fuck off. We're full.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 15:01:57 ago (+5/-0)

This isnt reddit we don't need you to bacon narwhal to prove how cool and old-school you are faggot it doesn't make you cool go back to africa.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:12:44 ago (+2/-0)

I suspect he is your alt, faggit

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 7, 2024 01:30:24 ago (+1/-0)

NO U

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 13:31:53 ago (+3/-0)

You're just in time to vote on the next CEO.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:35:33 ago (+1/-2)

I'm him

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 22:34:42 ago (+0/-0)

Good then neck yourself, faggot

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 13:41:18 ago (+3/-0)

Another gay redditard. Yeah! Goodify yourself nigger.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:36:56 ago (+0/-1)

Decent, you get a pass

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:54:28 ago (+2/-0)

Hello, rabbi. Tell your boss I said howdy. He'll know just what you mean. BTw, no matter what you hear, I am not Cheeseboogers Cousin.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 13:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

'bout time you quit jerkin'-off and got back here.

Welcome Home! queer.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:35:51 ago (+2/-1)

Fuck off and die kikenigger

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

Two week old bot troll faggott

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:36:15 ago (+0/-1)

You sound fat through your keyboard

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:45:07 ago (+0/-0)

6X4" @248lb
Over 50 and still run a sub 30min 5k
Yup,pretty chunky.

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:49:23 ago (+0/-1)

Look out, we got a badass here.

To denote your height it looks like: 6'4"

You're not fat. Just retarded. That's OK I guess.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:41:51 ago (+1/-0)

Damnit, we just about had the place cleared up of niggers and you showed up again.

Welcome back!

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 17:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck off. We're full.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 17:17:50 ago (+1/-0)

Beer, Clark?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

fuck off to leddit faggit

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:37:27 ago (+1/-0)

That's a bad hat Harry.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:41:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry, who are you?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 18:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

Sucks to see you're still gay

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 19:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

Takes one to know one gay boy

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 13:28:09 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck off, we're full. And I hat hates!

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:55:29 ago (+1/-0)

You're the only one that truly passed this test.

No one else caught the hat reference.

2 stars for you niggerfaggot

[ - ] Bassman9000 [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 14:33:50 ago (+0/-0)

If you silly faggots were wondering why this place is extra echo-e these days it wouldn't let me make an account for like a year.

I would check periodically.

I do a decent job of obfuscating my identity on these devices.

So maybe the system has an ID check, and if it comes back anonymous it doesn't allow account creation.

Uber honeypot confirmed faggots.

Get wrecked.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 17:51:24 ago (+0/-0)

Is that bass like fishin or bass like nigger tunes?

[ - ] Trope 0 points 4 monthsDec 6, 2024 23:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

I read this as: “I’m black”.

Almost spilled my drink.