Unhappy customer returns his car to the dealership - Upgoat

Unhappy customer returns his car to the dealership
submitted by deleted to funny 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:08:17 ago (+35/-0) (funny)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -1 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 00:53:07 ago (+1/-2)

This would be perfectly legal if he just stayed for the police report. He could be sued civilly, but as long as he wasn't drunk, then "WHOOOPS!"

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:47:50 ago (+0/-0)

Can someone translate? "I want the c***n."

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

Fahkin oif kant gitcha heed attah ya arse eeen git fahkt kant!

Translated from American to Australian

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 23:31:16 ago (+1/-0)*

shrugs in authentic australian

seems like theres something a bit... off... with your banter today scordenleedAH.

could you say it a little... slower?

EDIT - never mind, read it a little slower. Try this...

FaRKen oaf kARNt gEtcha hed attah ya'ahrss AN get FARcked karnt.

(capitals in weird places for emPHAsis)
(fuck you i know what i said)

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 18:15:54 ago (+0/-0)

Streuth mayte!

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 15:31:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking wigger

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 15:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

What a dumbfuck. Fat dumbfuck. How could that possibly help him get a refund?

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

At some point it's not about getting your money back so much as making sure the asshole doesn't get his.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

The dealers advertised a deal for fatties that if you weigh over 300 lbs and buy a car, they will fill it with Doritos.
But then the dealers ate all the Doritos and just left bags full of crumbs.

[ - ] beece 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 17:39:49 ago (+0/-0)

Dude had bought a used car with mechanical issues. Wanted to return it for a refund. Apparently didn't need a refund as he figured out how to return it without one. Which brings us to the moral of the story: Think first, and then act, not the reverse.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 21:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

Why are mexicans always so fat?

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 04:05:27 ago (+0/-0)

in his defense, he told those motherfuckers

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:03:25 ago (+1/-0)

Why is everyone in that video wearing a tent as a shirt?

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 4 monthsDec 11, 2024 13:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

Shame he didn't kill any of those dealership faggots. They're all scum.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:47:27 ago (+2/-0)

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO FUCKIN FAT??????

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 14:23:22 ago (+3/-0)

Look at all these fat fucks.

Too much beta in one place

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:08:58 ago (+4/-0)

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/10/angry-customer-drives-car-crashes-into-dealership-utah/

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:16:17 ago (+4/-0)

Milton buys a car.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:29:24 ago (+6/-0)

As if he's not going to have to pay for all of the damage to the car and the building. If not also face reckless endangerment and other criminal charges. This is your brain on obesity.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:18:05 ago (+1/-0)

He'll just claim African decent and all will be forgiven under the guise of ohpreshunz.

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:42:33 ago (+6/-0)

I'm curious what made that guy so angry that he decides to drive his car into the building. Did they forget to install the doughnut dispenser in the dash?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:43:28 ago (+7/-0)

they promised him another booster shot

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 14:00:42 ago (+1/-0)*

"Seat bro, booster seat. We saw you had kids. Uh... speaking of which..."

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

Bro! calm breh duhhhhh doenut truck is legit awn duhhhhh wei brah!

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 23:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

I WANTED JABS IN THE FUCKING WARRANTY YOU COMPLETE FACIST ONE FREE JAB FOR EVERY FUCKING WARRANTY SERVICE IS MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHT YOU ANTI SEMITE

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

Insulin seat injector was xtra! Bigot!

[ - ] Stonkmar 9 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:44:28 ago (+9/-0)

Just happened to be recording?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:31:11 ago (+5/-0)

Guy was probably shouting threats first. Then after: "See, I told you MFers..."

[ + ] fnbs

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:57:25 ago (+2/-2)

Yup fake n gay...probably gonna remodel the buildin anyway

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:13:47 ago (+2/-0)

Re-Mods,don't break the glass like that, the salvage value is too high.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:13:17 ago (+1/-0)

Gotta take off your tent jacket first and walk around the car then grab it off the car for effect.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 11 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:23:35 ago (+11/-0)

A lot of fat shits in this video

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 14:59:33 ago (+5/-0)

'Lot of spics too.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

I mean I'm sure they've blown up a few toilets.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 15 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 12:29:15 ago (+15/-0)*

Wtf they all look the same.
The Fat and the Furious!

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 17:08:37 ago (+4/-0)

Porkyo Drift

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

Rift

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 23 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:36:46 ago (+23/-0)

Why is everyone in the video the size of a fucking planet?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 15 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 13:38:21 ago (+15/-0)

I cannot be certain just from this clip alone, but I suspect it may have something to do with diet and lifestyle.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:40:34 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:53:38 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck you, you black nigger!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:06:07 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goy! Dey ahhh heltee at enny weight bigot! Kvetch!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:05:24 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be I'm sure it has nothing with the yiddish introduction of sugar into every aspect of the American diet.

It's gotta be something else like sudden onset climate change of the unvaccinated.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:22:57 ago (+0/-0)

High fructose corn syrup.

Sugar would be an improvement!

[ + ] BloodyComet

[ - ] BloodyComet 7 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 14:52:54 ago (+7/-0)

Welcome to the USA, where you can't walk twenty feet in public without seeing a man with huge, flabby tits and a gut that makes him look pregnant. Booze is a major contributing factor to this, specifically beer- estrogen mimickers in hops can lead to gynecomastia (man growing female breast tissue).

It is repulsive to me. I see it, and I wonder "Where is this man's pride? How do you let yourself look like that and feel okay with it?" I feel secondhand embarrassment for these people.

And I say this as a man who grew up fat. I had to turn it around myself in my early teens- poor diet was the biggest issue for me, but I decided I didn't want to be fat anymore and worked hard. At age 13-14, you can really change your body quickly. I wonder if all that work I put in back then contributed to me remaining slim all these years later. I don't drink alcohol, ever, so I'm certain that helps.

[ + ] Tallest_Skil

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 15:17:14 ago (+3/-0)

It is repulsive to me… I feel secondhand embarrassment for these people… And I say this as a man who grew up fat.

Hello, brother.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 19:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder if all that work I put in back then contributed to me remaining slim all these years later.

No, probably got mpox from chuggin to much cock.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 4 monthsDec 10, 2024 16:11:42 ago (+3/-0)

Filmed at "Planet Ford"??

[ + ] Clubberlang