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Anybody Know What Is about To Go Down Here?
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:10:42 ago (+17/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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A friend of mine from NJ told me all about this, so I hooked up all the ingredients and it was off the hook!
Mrs. Icemonkey loved it!

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[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 12:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

Cheese fail.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 17:41:11 ago (+0/-0)

You still got some slop egg and cheese brother. I think I remember you had birds, time to get some more. You can get a cow too, better than Kraft slop.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 00:58:29 ago (+0/-0)

It’s a novelty. Lighten up.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 00:58:57 ago (+0/-0)

It’s a novelty. Lighten up.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 20:42:02 ago (+0/-0)

I would like to argue about your choice of buns. They look a bit gay.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 00:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

Nope. It’s what it calls for.

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 15:29:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'm well aware that a kaiser bun is in order, but yours look gay.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 01:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Egga Mooby Muffin?

[ + ] bosunmoon

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2024 15:31:18 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking porkroll, egg and cheese.
On a kaiser bun.
Don't thank your mother.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 01:38:37 ago (+1/-0)*

Huh. Apparently you fry eight (8) 1/2" slices of the processed pork before you reach for the eggs.

Put a teaspoon of butter in a frying pan and add the slices of Taylor Pork Roll. Place it on the stove at medium heat and fry until the Taylor Pork Roll sizzles and the edges turn golden brown.
Fry 2 large eggs in a frying pan to your liking.
Now to build: start with the bottom half of the toasted roll, place slices of Taylor Pork Roll, two eggs cooked to your liking, add more delicious slices of Taylor Pork Roll, top it with a slice of cheese and the toasted Kaiser Roll top.

End result looks something like this.

https://originaltaylorporkroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/recipe-roll-egg-cheese.jpg

Looks like they went with a mozerella or undyed american or white cheddar

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:06:48 ago (+0/-0)

American. White or yellow doesn’t matter, but it has to be American. I put the cheese between the ham slices. Grew used in nj and ate this daily. Still buy it for my kids. Never met a person that didnt like it.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:31:13 ago (+1/-0)

it has to be American

So, no real cheese? Big pass if I must use oil slices.

Sargento Creamery Cheddar would be as close as I would go.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 09:07:24 ago (+1/-0)

I am just laying out the “traditional “ way if you walk into any shop in nj. When I make it here, I use cabot seriously sharp cheddar. When I go to nj, i get the white welfare slab.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 13:42:53 ago (+1/-0)

cabot

Good choice.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 03:45:18 ago (+1/-0)

you fried the pork and the egg and put it in the bread with cheese?

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:04:22 ago (+1/-0)

Its a taylor ham egg and cheese sangwich. You need this.

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 05:20:30 ago (+1/-0)

Every video I find involving Taylor Pork Roll is filmed in New Jersey.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

Its taylor ham. I dont care what the package says

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:02:55 ago (+1/-0)*

Taylor ham egg and cheese. Salt pepper ketchup that motherfucker and shove it into your soul. I spent the first twenty year of my life living off of that. Dont forget the single radial cut to the center so the dont cup when you fry them.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:32:53 ago (+1/-0)

Anybody able to compare this Taylor ham with Spam?

I feel like there's a midwestern version of this somewhere.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 09:06:27 ago (+1/-0)

Dang. I'm down to English muffins and bacon. Will suffice

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 18:27:31 ago (+1/-0)

Motherfuckin egg sandwich!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:23:30 ago (+2/-0)

a mess.

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:39:33 ago (+2/-0)

Only if you don't use skillet without a lid.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:10:13 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn’t spatter that much. It’s rather tame. Just remember to make a single radial cut so they dont cup.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:38:44 ago (+2/-0)

Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Biscuits.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 01:46:43 ago (+4/-0)

No, I see eggs but none of the other ingredients you mentioned. It wouldn't surprise me if that's what passes for biscuits and sausage in new Jersey though. Those fuckers will eat the ass out of a maggot and look for seconds.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 01:30:05 ago (+2/-0)

Icemonkey...is that real cheese or chemical blended rubber? Regardless, everything the body needs to run on is right there.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 07:28:39 ago (+0/-0)

American

Chemical rubber. OP could at least try to get real cheese (Sargento).

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 12:20:40 ago (+0/-0)

I haven’t had fake cheese in thirty years. I only bought it for this one thing.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2024 00:55:43 ago (+3/-0)

I suspect deliciousness.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey