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I just saw some huge tits!

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:24:39 ago (+27/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

My wife & I stopped off at a clothing store outlet and got up to the check-out and there was this young woman, about 18+ and she was fat but them GD tiddys were bigger than my head! She was wearing a tight shirt that showed major cleavage -bong bong- and there was big, blue veins as big as my fingers running through them. My wife looked at me and I was staring at them with the big eye like SHAZAAM! Her aeriolas were bigger than my truck tire. Nipples bigger than my thumb. Those things could keep 7 homeless men warm under the bridge in these winter temps. If she gets pregnant the milk those tiddys would produce could feed a small village and they could even make huge blocks of tiddy cheese. This chic was tall too, like 6' 5". Big frog stomper.

A few minutes later driving down the highway in silence I said "those damn things were monsters" and my wife said "YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT THOSE?!? I said we possible just seen some of the biggest tits in the world and yes we need to savor this moment.


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[ - ] Love240 13 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:29:40 ago (+13/-0)

Y'all muhfuggas need Jesus.

(also no upvoat for lack of pics of the nephilim tits)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 6 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:36:24 ago (+6/-0)

I couldn't with my better half there. The thought did cross my mind to go back in there and take some. The world need to see these things. They're round, not flat ah ah ah

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:30:31 ago (+2/-0)

You have to go back there.

[ - ] Belfuro 5 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:11:38 ago (+5/-0)

I upvoted you for using the n word

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:31:14 ago (+1/-0)

Find your pics at elephantiasis/images/boobs.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 22:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

If the internet still had directories that would be a strange ordering.

[ - ] Muskrat 5 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:28:08 ago (+5/-0)

I was at a concert last weekend and in that one night there were so many women who boob bumped me it tripled my lifetime boobage meter. Strangely enough the guys didn't seem to have the same problem getting through the crowd without being so close. Im not complaining. If a stranger has to touch me at all it's better if it's boobs.


Wife said Merry Christmas.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:49:42 ago (+4/-0)

Thems were professional pickpockets.

[ - ] Muskrat 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:56:02 ago (+0/-0)

The thought had occurred to me, but nobody tried to lift my phone or wallet.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:04:18 ago (+5/-0)

As per tradition:

Pics or it didn't happen.

[ - ] carnold03 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 19:03:04 ago (+4/-0)

I guess that's something to remember while plowing your wife later.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 22:21:26 ago (+0/-0)

You'll have to wait for our bull, Tyrell, to go out for a pack of newpies but we can hide in the closet and I'll show you my pee hole until he leaves.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:10:54 ago (+4/-0)

Send her directly to the brapp barn.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:52:17 ago (+3/-0)

You probably didn't notice I took the wheel off your shopping cart

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 15:55:31 ago (+3/-0)

( o Y o )

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:34:43 ago (+4/-0)

He’s sayin like:

( O Y O )

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:32:07 ago (+3/-0)

You have a masterful way with words. Well done!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 14:34:37 ago (+2/-0)

heh heh Thanks

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:13:52 ago (+2/-0)*

Khazar milkers?

Edit: if you weren't describing tits, you'd be describing muh dick, fag.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:21:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'll describe my pee hole to you, homo

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

Feels like a bigmanfromqueens Khazarian milker appreciation post.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:50:30 ago (+1/-0)

There are a lot of preverts on this site!

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 17:38:05 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 47 minutes ago (+0/-0)

Pics or GTFO!

Pot calling the kettle pervers!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:48:25 ago (+1/-0)

Pics or GTFO!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 01:34:53 ago (+0/-0)

CREEPER PICS OR GTFO

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 23:13:37 ago (+0/-0)

You're supposed to instantly start jerking off in public, grabbing onto her bittys, pleading for the needful someday. Haven't you recognized where the true power is?

[ - ] clymer 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

"there was big, blue veins as big as my fingers running through them."

wtf

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 18:20:14 ago (+1/-0)

Her tits were veiny

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2025 16:31:34 ago (+0/-1)

Pics or it didn't happen.