Mac and Cheese Update! This is the recipe I was fussing over about all the wheat flour and whatnot. Check this out! - Upgoat

Mac and Cheese Update! This is the recipe I was fussing over about all the wheat flour and whatnot. Check this out!
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 20:50:40 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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Of course, I added jalapeños to the mix.
Formerly I had queried about rice flour for the rue. I really appreciate all of your suggestions on this topic. However, I ended up trying corn starch for the rue. That turned out bad, dumped it. Then, I boiled those shitty rice pasta elbows I had ordered online and they were crap too, so I dumped them too.
Turns out, the old school rue and real pasta works the best.
This shit is about to go in the oven.
I’m gonna be food drunk after this.
Recipe attached.
https://www.food.com/recipe/gourmet-four-cheese-macaroni-and-cheese-392409
Edit:Special shout-out to @dingbat, because she’s the most awesomest lady on this board!

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[ - ] Rotteuxx 8 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 21:41:46 ago (+8/-0)

Roux, not rue... The former is a thickening agent used in cooking, the later means "street".

Shells are a good type of pasta for dishes like this, they hold the flavorful juices in...

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:32:07 ago (+5/-0)

In English, rue means "regret." So since he was busy dumping everything out, he somewhat correctly used it, haha.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:52:57 ago (+2/-0)

God dammit. Fuck. My French is weak. You are correct. As the son of a linguistics professor, I am shamed. Fuck.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:07:19 ago (+1/-0)

Frog

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 21:20:40 ago (+6/-2)

worried about digestive issues

Dumps truckload of jalapenos on dish

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:08:31 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha coming from a mexican, this comment is extra spicy. Rich but spicy

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:41:36 ago (+0/-0)

Puerto Rican I believe...

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 10:00:10 ago (+0/-0)

That’s what I said, mexican

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

The only time hot peppers ever adversely affected my stomach was the time I got drunk and put 3 fresh carolina reapers in my soup. But after 4-6 hours of total agony, it was mostly fine again.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

How was the old arsehole after that event?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:00:30 ago (+1/-0)

Have never had issues beyond the stomach. Enough people claim anal burn that it seems like it's probably a thing, but yeah, no.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:53:28 ago (+1/-0)

God damned right!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:10:38 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing wrong with wheat. It’s our Aryan ancestral food.
Attempting to make make roux without wheat should land you in prison.

Anyway, why do you add jalapeños to everything? You must be a masochist

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

Because Icemonkeys be spicin dey food! Sheeeiit!
I’m the asshole that orders “Thai hot” p

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:53:14 ago (+1/-0)

Deeesgustin

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:17:38 ago (+1/-0)

I think you’re referencing the line “delicious”! From The Devils Rejects.
Am I right?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:16:02 ago (+2/-0)

Only on upgoat could a retarded glue eater make such a disgusting monstrosity of a simple dish.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, what?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 10:44:34 ago (+2/-0)

You just gotta love that big_fag_Dangus... em ah right...

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeterTheRoman 2 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 22:56:36 ago (+2/-0)

2 boxes of Mac n' Cheese with 3 slices of extra cheese(2 sharp cheddar 1 colby jack) raw onions and broken up bacon is great! I lived on Mac n' Cheese in this clown world for about 5 years and that's my best recipe. Horrible for you and I don't eat it much any more, but when I do, that's some gourmet goyslop right there. Tastes great. Get out of clown world sooner? Probably. Just don't do it too much.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:51:18 ago (+0/-0)

Bro, back in the day, Kraft Mac and cheese was 33 cents a box. Put some hot dogs in that shit or some canned tuna and you gots a meal for right around a dollar.

[ + ] PeterTheRoman

[ - ] PeterTheRoman 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 00:50:18 ago (+1/-0)

I know! Those were the days. Saved up for an entire year just to get a VCR while living on mac n' cheese and hotdogs. Sad but true. I remember thinking, 'If the shit really hits the fan, I can get groceries for $20 a week and be just fine". Ramen, a bag of potatoes and some hotdogs and you're all set. What in the name of the Irish potato famine is that shit? Put all of that together and it ain't bad my young Goats. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. I got ahead that way and you can too. It's just tougher now than it was then. That's Wrong. WTF are we working everyday for when things only continue to get worse for the next generation? The fed, the irs and every other worthless alphabet agency has to go. That'd be a good start anyway. I'm ticked the fuck off for my young Goats and my kids. It's kiked Bullshit.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:12:55 ago (+1/-0)

I feel ya. I remember when each grocery bag (before plastic bags) could be filled with good wholesome foods for $30 each.
The feeling is cyclical. Our parents thought the same things and we made it. Our kids will make it too. They’ll be fatter though, because of “big food”, ie: the manufacturers of the American diet.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:28:03 ago (+1/-0)

That recipe looks awesome, especially with the Gruyère! I hope you two had a great dinner!

My son made “buffalo chicken mac and cheese” for a Christmas party with his buddies. He was extra and shredded all the cheese by hand. He added a bit of buffalo sauce to the cheese sauce and made buffalo chicken breasts with panko crumbs. I stole a bowl before he left and it was delicious!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 10:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

Nice! No, it was terrible and I tossed it.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 20:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

Lt.Governor of THE Great State of Texas, approves this delicious dish.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 20:58:09 ago (+1/-0)

My mouth screams YES! YES!

But my inner-roids say hell nah, nigga!

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Mac and Cheese Update! This is the recipe I was fussing over about all the wheat flour and whatnot. Check this out! submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 20:50:40 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/9p2o8t.jpeg

Mac and Cheese Update! This is the recipe I was fussing over about all the wheat flour and whatnot. Check this out!
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 20:50:40 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/9p2o8t.jpeg