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Turns out, I’m not really happy at all with the Mac and cheese.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:06:55 ago (+15/-0)     (CookingWithGoats)

I’ve made better on my own without a recipe. I should be an internet recipe faggot. My cooking is usually better than the internet cooking.
There were ingredients and potions I was in question of. Definitely the nutmeg fucked it all up. I hate nutmeg. Should have had more milk. I knew Gruyère wasn’t right. Fuck. Shit cost like $30 to make. If the missus won’t eat it it’s going out in the morning garbage.
I hate when I know better and still, I listen to fools.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 10 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:51:21 ago (+10/-0)

Who the fuck puts nutmeg in mac and cheese?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:22:32 ago (+4/-0)

Degenerate jews, most likely.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 10:05:23 ago (+1/-1)

If you put just a dash it really gives it more depth. We also use cheddar and a little bit of mustard too.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:12:02 ago (+6/-0)

Consider making your own pasta. It's amazingly simple to make.

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:31:25 ago (+4/-0)

I love making my own pasta! I crank that pasta maker like a champ now.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:21:26 ago (+3/-0)

I am still mad about that time someone stole our pasta maker.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 16:03:43 ago (+1/-0)

I can almost picture you working that crank! When I've made it, I just roll it out and cut strips. Nothing fancy. It's great for adding hot peppers or herbs while mixing.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 07:09:12 ago (+5/-0)

It seems 90% of "internet recipes" is just clickbait for web traffic.

nutmeg in mac & cheese

10% of something good versus 90% chance of garbage.

[ - ] dingbat 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:29:58 ago (+4/-0)

That’s too bad!!!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:16:03 ago (+4/-0)

I made spaghetti tonight. It was not good.

[ - ] Sector2 8 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:05:40 ago (+8/-0)

I pillaged the carcass of a costco roasted chicken and browned the pieces in this mornings bacon grease. It was pretty good.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:07:27 ago (+5/-0)

Don't waste nuthin!

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:36:35 ago (+7/-0)

The missus made pierogis with grilled onions and mushrooms, asparagus, and some kind of green glop. It was exceptionally delicious. Even whatever the glop was.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:42:05 ago (+2/-0)

I bet it was creamed spinach!

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:43:39 ago (+5/-0)

It somehow involved cheese and brussels sprouts and kale, maybe also spinach. It sounded revolting but it was much better than it looked. Who knew kale could be made edible?!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 10:09:15 ago (+5/-0)

My wife sneaks me greens like this too. What a gal.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:52:12 ago (+4/-0)

Baby kale is good, most kale tastes at least decent but one time I got a bunch of it from the farmer's market that tasted terrible, really bitter.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 07:54:21 ago (+5/-3)

Soak mature purple kale in salted water for 1/2 hour.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 10:32:44 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you, ma'am.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 17:05:19 ago (+1/-0)

Some of the best cooking advice i've gotten was from men. Not OP but you know what I mean.

Women if you are there I need you to start putting out.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 13:13:15 ago (+1/-2)

Imagine unironically eating kale. Soyfaggot cuck detected.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 17:41:11 ago (+3/-3)

Lol, this fat fuck has never even seen a vegetable before.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 17:57:20 ago (+1/-1)

Don't forget your soy latte bald cuck.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 6 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:19:12 ago (+6/-0)

Fuck. I hate that. Don’t you hate that? The only times I fuck up is when I do someone else’s recipe instead of going with my own methods.
Fuck. Sorry mang.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 8 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 01:42:41 ago (+8/-0)

My method is adding stuff til its edible.

[ - ] Osmanthus 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:38:19 ago (+3/-0)

Internet recipes are full of shit.Sites make fake reviews to make it look like lots of people gave it 5 stars.

Typically if you try to make a review you see it's all fake.

Hoard the good recipes you do find. They are difficult to find!

[ - ] TheYiddler 4 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 04:32:54 ago (+4/-0)

Or learn how to cook and you won't need recipes.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 02:05:17 ago (+2/-0)*

Tuna garlic onions red pepper in butter and use quality non-plastic sharp chedder. Use cast iron for everything fried. Half a ramen packet. Lots of fresh pepper. Al Dente the noodles. Only enough milk to mix plus some and let rest.

Focus your inner chakra and become one with the sizzle my nizzle.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 16:09:15 ago (+1/-0)

A teaspoon of yellow mustard is the key to a really creamy consistent mac and cheese.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 11:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

I only do simple recipes and ones that are the highest rated.

If I see weird ingredients or a long process I move on to another recipe, as I'm not going to purchase something for a single recipe or waste time trying to make something 10% better for twice the time.

I'm a simple man, and the basics do me well.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 19:08:53 ago (+1/-0)

sees username

ah yes, indeed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 19:06:03 ago (+0/-0)

I would have recommended Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni flavor. It's cheap and YUMMY.