Give me ideas for funny thief deterrend audio for my security system - Upgoat

Give me ideas for funny thief deterrend audio for my security system
submitted by Kozel to AskUpgoat 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:53:42 ago (+7/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/ag65hb.mp3

I have a security system that can play custom audio when motion is detected in certain areas.

If you had such a system and mediocre audio editing skills what would you make it say?

I put together the one linked above but I don't think I'll stick with it.

It can't say anything about killing intruders because if they get killed such audio will be used against me should an intruder find out.

If you're wondering it says:

Danger! This is a restricted area under oversight of the ministry of civil defense. Depart immediately. Trespassers will be dealt with severely.

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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 04:52:24 ago (+3/-0)

Conway Twitty or maybe some Perry Como

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 06:58:58 ago (+2/-0)

"NOW YOU CAN'T LEAVE "

[ - ] mikenigger 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 04:13:12 ago (+2/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/2kazx9.mp4

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 04:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

it doesnt play video only sound

the homeless in the area are White, black, hispanic. Also there's one eastern european guy who walks around yelling to himself in some slavic language.

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 04:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

play the sound from it, the video is just for context

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 16:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

Smooth Criminal?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 10:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

Fire alarm chirp

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 11:58:06 ago (+3/-0)

they won't hear it

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 13:36:37 ago (+1/-0)