"I'm a colorectal surgeon and there's a huge toilet mistake millions are making" - Upgoat

"I'm a colorectal surgeon and there's a huge toilet mistake millions are making"
submitted by paul_neri to Health 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 04:19:52 ago (+10/-3) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/health/article-14382427/colorectal-surgeon-huge-mistake-millions-people-make.html?ito=push-notification&ci=tMoG2i5lRg&cri=U908sOJk70&si=5hNSZSGzVeDi&xi=645b610c-8ab6-41bd-8ebd-299848d719a1&ai=14382427

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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 13 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 04:35:24 ago (+13/-0)

Anal surgeon Dr Evan Goldstein

Lol, no surprise there. Also, kike opinion instantly rejected.

[ + ] mahavishnunj

[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 09:35:00 ago (+2/-0)

Who else could be more qualified?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 04:39:34 ago (+0/-1)

Yep, that's what the article says. Your point is lost on me, at least!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 05:02:02 ago (+2/-0)

jews have a stereotypical obsession with alimentary and excretory functions.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 6 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 04:39:01 ago (+6/-0)

Use sandpaper and wipe like a 5-man party in a 10-man raid.

[ + ] HatefulHomelessMan

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 05:44:26 ago (+2/-0)

Ha, nice reference

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

I don't get it. Please explain?

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 07:06:08 ago (+4/-0)

Anal surgeon Dr Evan Goldstein

Took five words before

EVERY.
SINGLE.
TIME.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

As if the title left any room for doubt.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 04:22:27 ago (+3/-0)

neri's favorite subject

[ - ] Fourteeneightyeight 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 09:22:49 ago (+2/-0)

what an asshole

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 05:05:35 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking jews and rectums, next it'll be the "SPHINX(TER)" and the "YIDDISH LICHTER GUILD"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 09:23:19 ago (+1/-0)

From the comments:

The best thing I ever came across was in India. They have that little hose thing next to the toilet so you can wash yourself. Feel so clean...

So why don't they use the hoses to spray down the street shitters?

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 07:06:22 ago (+1/-0)

wipes mess up the microbiome on your anus

fucking queeri...

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:33:47 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, I will now stop using wet wipes and use wet toilet paper. I think we need a Poll.

[ - ] Scruffy 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 12:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

Fecal fixation

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 06:26:24 ago (+0/-0)

Most people don't know how to use a bidet either...

[ + ] doginventer

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 08:37:48 ago (+3/-0)

Drink from the bowl not the nozzle?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 11:45:28 ago (+1/-0)

I laughed out loud at that

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:09:28 ago (+0/-0)

Do you prefer a straw, or to lap at it like a dog?

[ + ] doginventer

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

Going for the jugular aren’t you.

Lapping from a murky puddle is my most preferred option.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2025 15:44:07 ago (+0/-0)

Figures...

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