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con77 contemplates his annual spring bath in the river

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 18:57:15 ago (+5/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 19:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

gators, water moccasins, red tide, ticks...........

you'll be dead soon.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:08:58 ago (+1/-0)

Probably. But not from any of those.

Gators and red tide can be avoided.

Water moccasins will chase you.

Ticks pop between your teeth pleasantly.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:04:37 ago (+1/-0)

Since I got over 50 it is mighty hard for my ass to get in a cold river but I do it every year. Its literally like the great shoah. My balls start trying to climb up my arm.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

I got in 50° water once for a USCG rescue class. I'm from Florida. Fuck that!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:09:35 ago (+1/-0)

Then my boys jump in and I'm like "if you splash me I will bite you"

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 08:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

In Minnesota it's just another excuse for a party.
https://specialolympicsminnesota.org/get-involved/fundraisers/polar-plunge/

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 10:07:05 ago (+0/-0)

NOPE! I was initiated for crossing the Arctic circle.
They dunked us in the water.
Unbearable.

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 19:07:04 ago (+2/-2)

Fag

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 19:12:08 ago (+1/-0)

git over here and suck yo daddys dick

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 19:55:31 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:11:27 ago (+0/-0)

$20 is $20!

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 02:05:55 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

Sooooo, where did the contemplation lead you?...

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

It can wait till it warms up