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I'm flattered.

submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 17:51:09 ago (+51/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I play bingo at the nursing home my friend resides in once a week. Today the activities lady approached me to run a Men's group once a month. Of course I want to do that. I'm always looking for ways to be of service to my fellow Whites. I live in a small town in the south and the nursing home is lilly White. I wouldn't do it otherwise.

Every now and then something happens that tells you you might be doing something right. I'm flattered.

If you guys could give me suggestions, topics, just fun shit, maybe a joke night? Idk. I'm excited. If you like I'll keep you posted. There are some characters there.


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[ - ] Merlynn 26 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:03:12 ago (+26/-0)

Set up a video camera and let them tell their stories. Put it on the internet and use the money to do nice things for them.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:34:04 ago (+7/-0)

Imagine one of these old ducks becoming internet famous.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:18:22 ago (+5/-0)

Might get some good meme material.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 02:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

buy em an xbox or something and get a youtube channel cracking

or do a cinema verite thing 'shit old people do in homes'

jackass: the golden years

[ - ] bohmoonx 5 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:50:09 ago (+5/-0)

I was just going to say listen to their stories but didn't think of recording them and posting. I rather listen to good stories from good folks than from the rich and famous. Peter Santenello does some good stuff in small town America.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:06:22 ago (+4/-1)

Why can I only upvoat this once!!?

[ - ] NoRefunds 14 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:33:56 ago (+14/-0)

Go back to reddit faggot

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 07:53:37 ago (+1/-0)

I think that's a great idea. They saw things of legend. Kennedy killed, Vietnam, Rock and Roll, The Beatles, the 60's drug scene, the birth control pill, integration, bussing, damn.... the list goes on and on. It was a terrible and vibrant time in American history. I'm guessing you're American because you got the battle flag.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 06:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

What battle flag?

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 07:01:22 ago (+1/-0)

OP has the Confederate battle flag as an avatar.

[ - ] glooper 15 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:57:00 ago (+15/-0)

bunch of these old fucks come from the "shooting" generation. Round em up, put them on a bus and take them to the local range...


Those old men will love you forever if you give them a chance for some one last trigger time.

Afterwards take them to the local eagles or VFW and give em a drink.


About half of them will give you their old colt pistols or m-1 carbines they have had in the closet for the last 60 years...

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:29:53 ago (+7/-0)

We're off to the B&B!

(Bullets & Beer)

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:43:42 ago (+1/-0)

This guy gets it

[ - ] goatfugee12 11 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:52:59 ago (+11/-0)

if I was old and stuck in a nursing home I would just want some one to take me out somewhere in the woods and let me listen to the birds, maybe build a campfire. Obviously not a hike but find a clearing u can drive to where there is a picnic table or something. return to monkey

[ - ] glooper 4 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:57:22 ago (+4/-0)

also, an excellent idea.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 00:15:21 ago (+1/-0)

Problem is they can't do that. They need special permissions, licensed professionals, insurance, etc.

I mean, it's a good idea if our country wasn't so fucking jewed to the hilt.

[ - ] BoozyB 7 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:00:14 ago (+7/-0)

Bless you.
"Things I learned from my father".
Get them talking and reminiscing about the old days.
You be the moderator, ask questions, and they will do the rest

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 22:54:12 ago (+4/-0)

I stop off at an old folks place in the hospital and play piano for them for an hour or so here & there.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:02:01 ago (+3/-0)

TIL you can play piano. Keep it up!

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:34:41 ago (+1/-0)

Good job. I love those people too.

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:12:01 ago (+0/-1)

Dat nigga bee ticklin dem ayevereez nigga!

[ - ] rhy 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:52:16 ago (+3/-0)

Bluegrass night. Get an all white bluegrass band in there.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:17:42 ago (+3/-0)

Get the old boys, and gals, to tell some funny stories or old jokes they know. Report back to us!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 02:09:10 ago (+2/-0)

im taking over our mens ministry this year. problem is im already out of ideas lol.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:12:39 ago (+1/-0)

Let go and let God.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 21:01:45 ago (+1/-0)

Hwut?

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:42:13 ago (+2/-0)

Figure out what games they like. A lot of old guys are card guys. You could do a poker or euchre night. Also, it wouldn't be hard to set up a dart board. Tossing darts is fun. You could also do a movie once in a while. A good one. Not some happy-go-lucky musical, but something a bit more suited for a man's tastes.

I like the idea of a joke night. Set up a mock standup stage and have guys go up and tell a joke. Have everybody vote on the best ones and winner gets a prize of some kind.

Also, good for you for taking this on. I bet the old timers will appreciate it a lot.

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:34:17 ago (+2/-0)

More than anything, they probably just want to die already.

Do any of you want to sit around getting your diaper changed by some bossy cunt in your old age?

I know I don't.

[ - ] Leveraction 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:57:14 ago (+2/-0)

Love it. I also live in a small town, 800 folks. Many are elderly. Town really looks after them. Was just looking into delivering some meals to a few to help support them. Yes, they will love to tell you their stories!!! I wish i would have asked more questions when my parents were still alive.
Please keep us posted how it's going

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:15:16 ago (+2/-0)

This is antisemitic

[ - ] rhy 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:54:24 ago (+0/-0)

😅😅😅😅

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

Cut the fuckin string already corky.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:09:26 ago (+2/-0)

Hook up with whatever pet adoption agency they have around you and organize a dog day. 6 old men, 6 dogs. Every guy has had "that dog" he misses and any dog will bring him a smile.

Afternoon poker with non alcohol beer if they'll allow it. Cold beer and some cards, doesn't get much better sometimes.

Just talking to another guy. I haven't met an old man in a retirement home that could talk that didn't want to. Bitches be driving them boys crazy with all their chatty cathy crap.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 03:19:04 ago (+2/-0)

Hell yea/. Take a couple cats and tie their tails together then hang them over a tree branch

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:14:32 ago (+2/-0)

😂

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:52:21 ago (+2/-0)

Marshmallow fights. Buy bags of marshmallows and hand a bag to each one of them and let them go at it. Not even joking. Just don't let them eat the sugar cuz it'll probably make it most of them going to diabetic shock.


[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:15:29 ago (+1/-0)

In this gay timeline I'm sure sugar free marshmallows exist.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:37:22 ago (+2/-0)

Dude do a casino night with blackjack, poker and other shit with fake money that you can turn in for prizes like booze or other knick knacks.

Board games are also great, also nerf battles, paper football league, rock paper scissors tournament (this one is kinda fast), shuffleboard, sharades, password, shit even kings cup.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:28:09 ago (+2/-0)

If it’s ever a "shooting the shit" sort of night, would be interesting to get some insight on topics:

If you had the chance to tell your 18 year old self three things, what would they be?

What is the biggest lie you have witnessed yourself?

If you were able to reset history to a certain date and time, when is it and why?

With enough lead-in and "comfort", the truth should flow easily.

I need to find a way to do something similar in north Georgia. It would be fun to hear their versions of historical events...then figuring out how to have a wild time busting them out of the old folks home.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:42:25 ago (+1/-0)

Hi Flattered, I'm FacelessOne!

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 07:58:28 ago (+1/-0)

That's cool. When I lived in Sarasota, I would take some of the elders that lived in the home next to me fishing off Longboat Key bridge.3 to 5 on a given week. I worked for Barnum and Baily clown college at the time.Thats when I met a retired clown from the circus. He asked me to go fishing. Thats how it all started. The stories from those guys were awesome. I still help the elders to this day.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:16:40 ago (+1/-0)

Love me some LBK.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 03:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

I tried to make the joke to an old fellow at work that the nursing home is like college for old people. You’re banging recent singles. You’re taking drugs. Every once in a. While your friend leaves cause the graduated “died” and they didn’t find it funny at all. In fact I was offended at how gay they were. Hey bro why don’t you dwell on how serious everything is you gay motherfucker. Oh look at me I’m the only one who knows that people are dying. That shit pissed me off so much. Fuck you

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 01:48:03 ago (+1/-0)

Will give it consideration

[ - ] nipo 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 01:32:56 ago (+1/-0)

Pin the nose on the jew

obviously

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 01:19:06 ago (+1/-0)

teach them about their white heritage and make them hate niggers and kikes

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:04:17 ago (+1/-0)

Give them the latest STD stats from nursing home/care facilities and see how they stack up.
Great ice breaker

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 20:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

i used to read to old folks. they love the classics. dickins, shakespeare, go wild.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

What about the one with nigger Jim?

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 13:31:24 ago (+1/-0)

can't go wrong with huck finn! they love it the word doesnt trigger old timers like these brainblasted kids.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:20:12 ago (+1/-0)

I live in a small southern town also. Around here the nursing homes are Lilly White. Well, there might be some beaners cleaning the toilets and making the beds, but other than that it's all Whites. We do have the pain pills problem though so some of the pillhead women will seek out jobs in the nursing homes in order to get pills from the old men. These gals will jerk an old geezer off or give him a blowjob for a pill. It's probably the most action these guys have had in years.
If you decide to do a stand up comedy routine work in a joke about little yellow school buses.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 10:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

Start a White Nationalist movie night. First up: The Greatest Story Never Told.

[ - ] crackhead 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 23:20:31 ago (+1/-1)

SHUT UP OLD MAN. the future is now.