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I've been thinking about buying Tesla stock

submitted by con77 to whatever 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:41:24 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

What do you guys think? The Secretary of Commerce says it will never be this low again.

It's not just cars under the Tesla umbrella.

I'm considering a long term investment of thousands of dollars.

I'm playing the long game.


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[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 02:01:07 ago (+0/-1)

Tesla stocks are fake. Without tax money aid, Tesla will bankrupt in a few days.

[ - ] albatrosv15 -1 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 04:26:53 ago (+0/-1)

You know nothing about investment, faggot, except maybe in faggot stocks.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

Heywood jablowme

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:26:43 ago (+0/-0)

China's gonna eat em all. Tariffs or no.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 09:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

Is SpaceX under the Tesla corporate umbrella?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:39:31 ago (+1/-0)

No. SpaceX is privately held.

[ - ] Portmanure 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:47:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well, people are trying to figure out why he would say this, it’s unprecedented. But perhaps he knows something about contracts, large contracts coming to SpaceX/Tesla. Just watch what Pelosi does, if something big is coming elons way you can guarantee she will shift gears fast and furious, maximum grift!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

How do I track Pelosis investments?

[ - ] registered_bot 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:27:52 ago (+1/-0)

I think there's an account on x that tracks all of hers and the other highest trading representatives.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

There is, but it's delayed. Still probably worthwhile since Pelosi magically beats every hedge fund out there.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:23:25 ago (+1/-0)

Probably better spending the money on Dogecoin or Shiba Inu and holding long term. One stock ain’t gonna do much but you can buy a LOT of shib.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:30:14 ago (+0/-0)

Doge and Shiba Inu coins are inflationary by design and will literally inflate away any value. Pick something else.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:35:19 ago (+1/-0)

Physical gold and silver to hedge inflation

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 03:19:18 ago (+1/-0)

...wait till it slumps to .10, and then purchase a bucks worth.

[ - ] beece 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:05:11 ago (+2/-0)*

Nope. Not now. Buy when it is under $100 con. Check where your pension - retirement is as well, you likely already own shitloads and simply don't know it. BTW, wife and brother both own Y's. Great cars to drive, super fun.


Re Portmanure's post. Space X is a different animal. It (the internet connectivity part only) will be going public soonish. The pigs from wall street will get there before you on this one.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:22:19 ago (+3/-0)

It’s worth $40/share at best in the face of crashing sales.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:17:16 ago (+2/-0)

Don't do it. It's still over valued. I can't help but think this was a clever autistic way for Musk to tank the stock back to where it belongs without having to shoulder any of the blame - "crazy leftists did it!"

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

Still needs to come down 80% from here.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. It's always been valued based on dreams and bullshit. By any reasonable financial metric, it is hugely over-valued.

Don't even short it. Just stay away. It's ridiculously unpredictable, and if you want to gamble, go play blackjack or poker where intellect can actually mean something.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:49:06 ago (+2/-0)

Buy the dip!

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:58:10 ago (+1/-0)

And be a dipstick! @Spaceman84 is actually right on this one.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 00:51:05 ago (+1/-0)

Weird, but it does happen from time to time

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:05:59 ago (+2/-0)

Right now Tesla cars are half price.
The reason they're half price is because every time a Tesla is sold, the taxpayers pay for half of it in the form of subsidies.

The government is reviewing wasteful spending, and those subsidies should be ended.

But apparently, Tesla has some mole high up in the government making sure that billions in taxpayer money will continue to subsidise their cars, no matter how wasteful and damaging to the economy they are.

Also, Teslas aren't selling.
But to counteract this, Tesla dealerships are burning their unsold cars so they can collect the insurance and count them as sales. Because they were "sold" to the insurance companies.

In the end, Tesla makes shit vehicles. And if established car makers are incentivised to make electric cars, Tesla will be downsized to patent trolls. (Maybe getting its factories and name absorbed into a large car manufacturer.)

But.... Tesla stock in a year (or less) will very likely jump back to where it was a month ago.
Buying now, its likely you'll double your money in 6-12 months. Just don't hold onto it longer than that though.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the thoughtful comment.

In the words of an investor I know... "don't wait to invest. Invest and wait."

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 07:47:10 ago (+2/-0)

The best times to buy is when the emotions are high

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:43:25 ago (+3/-0)

I'm considering a long term investment of thousands of dollars.

Ammo.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

Based.

Speaking of ammo, ticker symbol POWW might be worth your consideration as well (Ammo Inc). The 2A industry sees declines with red administrations and upticks with blue administrations.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:20:24 ago (+4/-0)

Do a price to earnings ratio analysis of Tesla and that will tell you what the target price is.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/time-panic-experts-advise-tesla-110031373.html#

They’re still about 10x overvalued even after this recent slide.