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We need to switch over to a better alphabet.

submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 14:19:12 ago (+3/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

English is probably the best language in the world for its non gender bullshit etc. however the alphabet is one of the worst. We need to fix this now. And we can just start using the new one now because fuck the gay Webster homos.


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[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:22:46 ago (+4/-0)

You want to make English easier for dumb people? I say leave it as it is, it’ll make it easier to identify the stupid. Speaking “Ebonics” should be a fast track to working at a car wash. You can’t master speaking English? No degree for you, off to the car wash!

[ - ] CoronaHoax [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 18:26:37 ago (+0/-0)

It burdens the smart along with the dumb. Delays all children’s development by years. Etc.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 18:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

Like any language it could use some streamlining and some simplification without dumbing it down. That would be acceptable if the heart of the language is unchanged. However some of the idiosyncrasies is what gives it beauty and color. Similar to how the imperial system of measure lends itself to craftsmanship and artistry as compared to the dry and dull metric system.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 14:43:19 ago (+2/-0)

We need to switch our alphabet too WINGDINGS!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

Linear B? Ogham? Cuneiform? Hieroglyphics? Runes like Roman and Greek alphabets were all derived from (((Phoenecian))).

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 16:36:33 ago (+1/-0)

Upvote for knowing what Ogham is.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 16:43:53 ago (+1/-0)

Go raibh maith agat.

[ - ] CoronaHoax [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 18:23:41 ago (+0/-0)

There are a few that have been already invented that are waiting in the wings to be adopted

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 20:08:38 ago (+0/-0)

'Tree-fiddy chingums???'

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 14:26:15 ago (+1/-0)*

C is useless. Get rid of it.

EDIT: The “CH” phoneme is the only time that C has a sound not already used by K or S. Are there enough CH words to justify a letter for it, particularly because we already use existing letters for all the other foreign loanwords we’ve adopted.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

You would end with a lot more homonyms.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

How?

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 19:19:59 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] CoronaHoax [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 21:29:25 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if AI could make a good most minimal alphabet that is most easily adoptable and doesn't look like weird scribble etc

[ - ] CoronaHoax [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 21:35:17 ago (+0/-0)

dang that video was only 1 month ago!

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 17:16:38 ago (+0/-0)

just speak Russian, faggot

[ - ] Eliack 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 16:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

As an ESL, honestly it took me a long time to get a hang of this current alphabet so i would be pretty pissed if it was to change

[ - ] CoronaHoax [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 18:25:39 ago (+0/-0)

A new one that was what you see is what you pronounce would probably be a whole grand couple of months to master.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

All of the civilized world outside of Asia uses the same alphabet though.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 14:56:08 ago (+2/-2)

alphabet

Alphabet aka abc aka abecedary aka abracadabra...trying to SWITCH ignores being under the S(pell of a)WITCH.

need to fix

Nature moves sound...few within trick many with suggested words (spell-craft) to affix definitions, which shapes many into DEAF PHONETICIANS aka those deaf to phonics (sound).

language

Language/lingua - "tongue"...a tongue within sound retracts back into one; transferring words from one to another implies a split-tongue aka a forked-tongue aka a snake-tongue.

From the christian perspective...sound implies God; words imply the snake tempting one to ignore God.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 20:20:13 ago (+0/-0)

More Q-tarding ...

'Alphabet' has no relation to 'abracadabra'.