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con77 about 1990 with his twin brother and younger sister
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 25, 2025 19:20:19 ago (+26/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/ok0c8r.jpg

the mini uzi was just a toy. I swear!

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 21:05:35 ago (+10/-0)

Fuck! There are two of you?

What's your sister up to?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 21:32:37 ago (+8/-0)

Always asking the important questions.

[ - ] shill1 10 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 19:47:24 ago (+10/-0)

FUCKING MEXICANS! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!

[ - ] con77 [op] 7 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 19:53:58 ago (+7/-0)

how do you say touche in spanish?

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 20:12:19 ago (+5/-1)

Toosh-ay curumba!

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:04:37 ago (+3/-0)

HAAAAAW!

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 06:29:59 ago (+2/-0)

'caramba' is the word, don't you know Spanish?

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 07:58:22 ago (+2/-0)

I only know the insults and basics. We'll, not even the basics if we use the example provided.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 20:19:09 ago (+4/-1)

"Maybe you, Mucho go home, now."

Restaurant Spanish.

[ + ] Reawakened

[ - ] Reawakened 6 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 20:12:14 ago (+6/-0)

I would have guessed black Irish, but.... OK.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:05:36 ago (+4/-0)

Ding ding ding!

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:54:01 ago (+6/-0)

Which one is your sister?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 10:28:58 ago (+1/-0)

you wouldnt say that to either of us then

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 20:16:23 ago (+7/-2)

The man on the right is a true "Boomer" sailor!!

Thank You,for your service.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing -1 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 09:36:25 ago (+1/-2)

In service to zog.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:14:32 ago (+3/-0)

Covered with scars from bars

I dated young good looking women

Breaking hearts and jaws

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:05:20 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't know you were a twin.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:10:41 ago (+3/-0)

I'm the friendly one

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:12:13 ago (+5/-0)

One twin is always evil.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 23:05:44 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing says the friendly one isn't also the evil one.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 21:32:26 ago (+3/-0)

MAC 11?

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 6 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:40:19 ago (+6/-0)

It's a Micro Uzi, actually.

[ + ] RevengeOfNeri

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 3 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 04:37:23 ago (+3/-0)

Correct, also one of the most useless weapons created. Firing one of those in full auto is like holding a bobcat by its tail.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 11:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

.380 or 9?

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 19:46:21 ago (+6/-3)

Freddy Mercury phrenology confirms you are a homosexual. Your twin was in the Navy? Double faggot.

[ - ] con77 [op] 7 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 19:53:18 ago (+7/-0)

bow to your sensei!

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:09:45 ago (+5/-0)

Anyone that invokes phrenology is the real faggot

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 00:41:14 ago (+2/-0)

The Menendez brothers?

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 02:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

Tougher and not gay

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 00:40:35 ago (+2/-0)

Scary!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 00:12:15 ago (+2/-0)

AYO HE SNUCK AN UZI ON THE ISLAND IN HIS ARMY JACKET LINING U HEARD

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:00:20 ago (+1/-0)

I actually did arrive in NYC on a motorcycle carrying a gun.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

That was a Nas reference. “The Island” for a lot of Blacks doesn’t meanManhattan or Long Island, but rather Rikers Island.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 10:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

fukn a! Im not a sneaker so I didnt get it

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

That was a Nas reference. “The Island” for a lot of Blacks doesn’t meanManhattan or Long Island, but rather Rikers Island.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 00:06:53 ago (+2/-0)

You have a twin? Sheesh

Why do you keep doxing your family?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:01:59 ago (+1/-0)

35 yo pic

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2025 23:31:50 ago (+2/-1)

Everything about this picture is so late-80s it hurts, lol.

Your sister know you've included her in your self-dox-to-retards obsession?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 26, 2025 03:03:32 ago (+1/-0)

No

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 21:35:03 ago (+3/-3)

Take it back to faceberg, boomer.

[ - ] DivineLight2 -2 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 02:03:48 ago (+0/-2)

Did everyone look older back then or are you in your 70s?

Sister has that sort of fugly/homely look that I like. If only she were 40 years younger....

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 02:56:57 ago (+5/-0)

Go fuck yourself

[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 21:18:13 ago (+1/-3)

Awww. What a skinny tie!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 22:07:44 ago (+2/-0)*

Maybe it was late 80s