What do mechanics yell? - Upgoat

What do mechanics yell?
submitted by kammmmak to funny 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 18:59:52 ago (+12/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] HelenHighwater 18 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 19:52:30 ago (+19/-1)

I knew a mechanic who had the horrible addiction to drinking brake fluid. He claimed he could stop any time...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:17:54 ago (+5/-0)

Get out and don't come back.

[ - ] GetWoke 4 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 20:22:00 ago (+4/-0)

boo

[ - ] HelenHighwater 8 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 20:42:32 ago (+9/-1)

I'll be here all week, folks!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 10 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 19:28:58 ago (+10/-0)

"GoddamnMotherFuckin'Sonsabitchin'Pieceofshit,UGH. Got it"

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:19:00 ago (+3/-0)

"sonofa cock lickin nigger kike damn!"

[ - ] Jewpacabra 4 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 20:35:03 ago (+4/-0)

Hey Carl...do you remember where this bolt went?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

Let me slip a wrench and skin my knuckle and I'll show you!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:05:55 ago (+3/-0)

"WHERE'S THAT GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING 10MM WRENCH?!?!"

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 19:06:16 ago (+3/-0)

From my experience of mechanicing it would be something along the lines of

WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT THE WRENCH

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:56:18 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger faggot and cunt mostly

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 20:57:15 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking cunt whore.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 13:21:29 ago (+0/-0)

I think a mechanic would yell Fuck. I find myself saying Fuck many times when doing work on nice rusted out cars where everything strips and sticks.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 20:22:35 ago (+0/-0)

Headache!!
No shit it means duck and cover