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There's a weird virus going around. Gives you a strange headache body aches you don't really get a cold or a fluid though you might get a little sore throat. It's a very strange feeling thing. Lots of people getting it I've had it for four or five days just sort of getting over it

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 21:14:22 ago (+13/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Honestly when I first got it I the first night I got it I was in night sweats.

I felt cold constantly so just cracked my heat up like crazy. So had periods of night sweat and kind of waking up and strange dreams and other things.

And the second night was just about as bad and I kind of expected it to go into a full flu kind of a thing but honestly I never had this one a night sweats with any sickness before. I don't get sick much. I didn't take the vax. I take tons of vitamin d. And I didn't know if it was just something I had gotten or if it was food poisoning or whatever but I've had occasion to talk with several people who travel a lot and a lot of people have gotten it and have it.

You know it's kind of like I imagine that people talked about malaria being where you would get these waves of you know discomfort. Sort of like that.

Very exhausting though.

And you know just be aware. don't pick your fucking nose after touching stuff and wash your hands constantly.

Like I said is a very strange sickness. It's even hard to kind of describe but it was a headache it was weird. Almost wondered if I had like some kind of meningitis or something. Very exhausting.

The most effective thing I found is just take an aspirin like every 3 hours or something. Like I said it did devolve into a little bit of a sore throat but never the congestion or anything else that you often get with a flu or a cold.

Very weird but it is going around.

I literally thought this is the new Jewish attack weapon specifically genetically designed to take out European protestants.

Seriously the thought crossed my mind although I know at least one deeply black person that's gotten it as well.



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[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 21:41:18 ago (+3/-0)

Smoke some butts and have a little whiskey.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 22:51:06 ago (+2/-0)

My allergies always go nuts this time of year. Today I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose that runs. Its fuckin bullshit mane

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 4 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:05:37 ago (+4/-0)

I did think of that but I don't have allergies at all.

The big thing was the night sweats the very first day that I noticed I had this. I mean night sweats all night long waking up you know sleeping for maybe an hour or so waking up I can't believe that it's not 6:00 a.m. yet you know it's 1:00 a.m. then it's 2:00 a.m. and it's 3:00 a.m. and it's 15 minutes later then it's 15 minutes later just asleep awake asleep awake sweating like crazy from my head. Never had anything like that before very strange.

All that's left now is a very small sore throat it was a never much of a sore throat no runny nose no anything like that.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

Weird , i had something similar - without the sweats maybe 2 months ago - was expecting it to progress from a sore throat/ headache/ lethargy no energy etc probably 7-10 days to a full on flu but it just lingered until i used some antibiotics and three days it was gone.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 22:11:45 ago (+2/-0)

is your snot sticky like elmers glue?

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 11:02:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dude that's weird because a similar illness hit me. I happened to have two weeks off, some VA appointments and dentist appointments too but it's been so fucking hard to do anything. Usually I'm full of energy. Anyway, every doctor dentist and nurse has questioned me and inspected lymph nodes.

Now I'm paranoid I have lymphoma.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 04:13:07 ago (+1/-0)

I have it now for the second time in three weeks. I have this itchy bug in my throat and I’m hacking up phlegm, hut no other symptoms. The first time I had it, I had chills and bodyaches and fever. WTF is it? Do I have AIDS? I only fucked that green monkey one time. I swear.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 23:19:01 ago (+1/-0)

Cool

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 23:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

I take tons of vitamin d.

Vitamin D and Vitamin A are antipodal, for lack of a better word. The more D you take, the less A you have, and vice versa. How is your eyesight? How is your skin?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

I split mine D in the morning with a bunch of other supplements incl k2, and A at dinner with other like fat-soluble supplements (mixed tocopherol E, Fish oil et al).

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 08:58:34 ago (+1/-0)

Have you heard of eating real food?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 16:33:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, what do think i eat with my supplements ??.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 23:04:37 ago (+1/-0)

chemtrails

[ - ] glooper 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 22:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

This exact thing hit the PNW about three weeks back.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 23:04:45 ago (+2/-0)

chemtrails

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 03:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

when goebbels was talking about lies repeated often i dont think he had muhchemtrailz in mind.

the majority of retards just look up and go 'ooh purdy playne' and a minority of retards look up and say 'chemtrailz'

then there is the non retarded majority who you ignore explaining how jet engines work.... if they havent ignored you entirely first.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 03:38:40 ago (+1/-0)

212,000 results on google scholar for cloud seeding https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C29&q=cloud+seeding&btnG=

.gov sources about cloud seeding https://www.gao.gov/products/gao-25-107328

plenty of other sources about cloud seeding https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/geoengineering-test-quietly-launches-salt-crystals-into-atmosphere/

you can literally look up in the sky and see chemtrails:
- https://files.catbox.moe/0k5544.mp4
- https://files.catbox.moe/xo9pb9.mp4
- https://files.catbox.moe/l32dcx.jpg

I've SEEN, with MY NAKED EYE, a chemtrail being dumped out of a cargo hatch of a low flying plane with rotors (NOT JETS) that turns into a cloud and covers the sky.

Here's a video of a ROTOR craft with chemtrail attachment from KCRA 3 Marin County: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BElZrnuskq8

Then you come around and tell me that my eyes see is not true, that what is written and admitted is not true, that what hundreds of sources demonstrate and prove is not true, and that a jet engine can somehow capable of creating long lasting cloud cover that alters the chemical composition of snow on mountain peaks.

The conclusion is that you're a normie midwit sheeple faggot. https://files.catbox.moe/lnjdhq.jpg

Don't ever talk down to me. You are my inferior.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 05:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

KCRA 3 is a Sacramento station, but yeah.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 06:02:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah that makes sense since its an SMUD plane

I wrote marin because I remember Marin County was experimenting with some silver dioxide shit some months ago, and that's what I searched for to find the video.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 06:24:13 ago (+1/-0)

Ah. The whole thing is funny in that the deniers haven’t seen this news footage and admission that they’ve been doing this crap since ww2.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 06:31:19 ago (+1/-0)

In the USSR in the early 90s I visited my grandfather in Bryansk.

We were outside the apartment block and some cannons were firing in the distance.

I asked him what the cannons were shooting and he told me they are firing into clouds to make rain.

Related to chemtrails in that it is just a different dispersal method. And to the theme that cloud seeding was a known fact in the USSR.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 00:15:32 ago (+1/-0)

What he describes sounds like my last sick. Had to take several days off work for 2 weeks.
lasted forever and had a fever for like 6 days. coughing black death longer even than that.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

Weirdly I got that one too even though I almost never get sick. In fact basically these the only two times I've got the second probably the last 5 years. In fact the first night I had what I've got now I was thinking oh hell I hope it's not a return of that last one It took so long to get over.

And I didn't have night sweats the first night when I had that longer 2-week thing you're talking about. This time I had these crazy night sweats. Real body aches. But no it's not no sore throat really to speak up just a slight bed nothing like any of that like I had with a 2-week thing. And this thing thank goodness hasn't turned into a bad call for anything either although I didn't have just a slight feeling of itching a dry cough. The dry cough is almost completely gone maybe I'll call once or twice during the day and it just slight ring of a sore throat now but I never really had a cough epistle.

But yeah I had that one too. Honestly the only two times I've been sick and probably 5 years have been in the last I'd say month or month and a half.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:59:14 ago (+1/-0)

Almost forgot, I couldn't sleep because when I laid my head down I would get SEVERE vertigo.
Personally, from the inside, I'm thinking "o shit the death spin" because it was so severely involuntary.
I had to basically "hold on" to sit back up straight and make the vertigo leave but the motion was very uncontrolled and circular. I was fighting for control just to sit up. It was like slipping off a ledge then scrambling back up the edge.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 09:00:05 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like an inner ear imbalance

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:07:06 ago (+1/-0)

Probably some Chinese bile weapon released from the Pacific that floated over to Prime our immune systems to be more easily wiped out by whatever they're going to plan.

Only half joking

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 21:44:57 ago (+1/-0)

I just rebuilt the carberators on my motorcycle and took it for a test drive in 40 degrees weather here and now my nose is running!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 03:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

UHOH YOUR VAXX EXPIRED BETTER GET ANOTHER FREE DONUT!

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 14:57:38 ago (+0/-0)

One of my friends has something similar it seems. Pollen count in the area isn't that bad.

Extreme fatigue. No energy despite eating well and taking supplements like b super and c.

Snot accumulation that won't quit and swollen nose etc.

Allergy meds aren't helping at all.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 08:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

I got this exact thing sans the night sweats twice last three months.
It’s a nothing burger, lasted me half a day both times

[ - ] QuestionEverything 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 07:56:24 ago (+0/-0)

YEP. Felt immediately better on day two of a 5 day run of Ivermectin.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 05:26:54 ago (+0/-0)

I literally have not been sick in like five years. I might feel shitty once in a while, but bedridden, never.
What I’ll usually do if I feel a flu-like thing coming on, is double up on muh supplements and eat a shit ton of fresh garlic. I may also get a bottle of brandy and put that back. Usually better the next day.

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 03:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

If you're like the protestants in my area, then you should get vaxxed.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 00:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

I literally thought this is the new Jewish attack weapon specifically genetically designed to take out European protestants.


European protestant is not a genetic population.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 02:06:12 ago (+0/-0)

Well actually pretty much is although you could include some Catholics in there but Catholics even in Europe tend to be more distinct genetic Branch then protestants.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 03:04:14 ago (+0/-0)*

...

catholics arent protestant.

im not sure if you remember, but it caused about 500 years of brotherwars.

and catholic/protestant couldnt have less to do with genetics if you paid it millions of neetbux to have nothing to do with genetics.

i think youre making the "jewish is only a religion not a..."/"jewish is only a culture not a..."/"jewish is only genetic not a..." argument but forgetting thats 100% jewish word judo (pilpul) and also nothing to do with protestant/catholic stuff.

sheeeit, anglican "protestant" is just what you get when a king cant get another divorce so he replaces the popes name with his own and people just run with it. its literally the same shit, but theyll still arc up over it. Protestant In Name Only. jus Cafflicks wiv a foony accent innit.