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My neighbor is a fat fuck

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 00:10:25 ago (+23/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

My neighbor is a fat mexican fuck. Every couple of hours an uber eats car pulls up to his house and drops off goyslop for him. He probably spends per day what I spend per month on food.


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 13:50:55 ago (+0/-0)

I can live off 10 dollars a day easily and healthy... eggs ground beef milk that's about it carnivore diet is legit... I'm going to be turning 50 I'm ripped and as strong as I have ever been

[ - ] boekanier 5 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:09:59 ago (+5/-0)

Does he work, has he an income. He must spend a fortune on food

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 02:20:05 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah he has a business and makes more money than me.

He's been renting that place for like 10 years. I own mine. Idk...

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:01:37 ago (+5/-0)

He most likely has his entire illegal work crew living there.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 02:20:35 ago (+3/-0)

Lives with his family.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 08:43:49 ago (+1/-0)

You could have saved time and just said "He does".

Kek

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 03:55:49 ago (+4/-0)

literally addicted. i've seen crackheads make the pilgrimage in the direction of the crackhouse and back 3-4 times a day and asked the husband why don't they just buy all the drugs at the beginning of the day? he said if they did that they would just do the drugs all at once and wouldn't have enough to buy more later. It still doesn't make sense to me .just buy your food for the day and be done with it if that's the route you're going.

[ - ] Logicaviaratio 4 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 00:16:11 ago (+5/-1)*

Different races digest food differently. For chemical production to mineral absorption, they are just not the same. Even men and women are different at digesting foods. Then there is many variations within races. I am of an ancient white stock of man. I can go 3 weeks without eating. Strong, white men can go 2 weeks without food. The average white man can go one week. Mexicans and jews can usually go a few days. Pajeets and Africans can barely go 2 days. Asians struggle going 1 day without food.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 7 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 02:22:03 ago (+7/-0)

I fasted for 7 days last month

I could have went longer but intrusive thoughts of cured meats overwhelmed me.

Mongols would go for long periods without food. In their war parties they would eat horse meat, drink horse blood, and eat whatever berries and mushrooms they could find.

The Chinese wrote about this in their texts, being of diminutive stature and having a mostly rice diet, they complained that the Mongol savages would sit in the forest for weeks without food and still have the strength to attack and overwhelm them.

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 04:23:29 ago (+2/-2)

cured meats

Enjoy colorectal cancer

[ - ] Kozel [op] 4 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 05:05:06 ago (+4/-0)

i didn't buy any cured meats they are expensive

I just kept thinking about them

what I bought was a bunch of oranges when I broke the fast and ate half the bag. And cooked a steak.

[ - ] Logicaviaratio 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 05:20:47 ago (+0/-0)

When people try to school you about China, unaware that you have lived there for 5 years and are fluent in Chinese. Thanks for your insightful opinion.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 05:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

You lived in China during the Mongol incursions?

[ - ] Logicaviaratio 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 23:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

My family did and they wrote about it in their journals. If you didn’t know, it happened almost 800 years ago. Why don’t you study things before you give out worthless advice, because your a narcissist who is incapable of asking genuine questions. Enjoy your time with your father, you will be spending a long time with him.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 2 weeksApr 14, 2025 13:31:12 ago (+0/-0)

What did they write in their journals that you read which is contrary to what I wrote?

[ - ] observation1 5 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 02:01:05 ago (+5/-0)

The pajeet downvoted you

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 13:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

I eat one meal a day and sometimes forget to eat.. I still lift a bunch and am getting stronger... my Irish Scottish games seem to be working well

[ - ] drhitler 3 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 04:23:31 ago (+3/-0)

Did you know you can predig massive holes in the middle of nowhere

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 05:31:21 ago (+2/-0)

Send a picture of his head on a stick

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 01:24:35 ago (+2/-0)

Cartel? Because even gubmint gibs ain't that lucrative.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 02:21:09 ago (+2/-0)

Contractor with a shitty work truck and a princess truck.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 05:39:54 ago (+0/-0)

Well, from the way it sounds, he'll probably die from clog arteries resulting in a massive heart attack. I will let you determine if that would be the bright side.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 11:36:01 ago (+0/-0)

You know when he drives he is most likely drunk because beaner.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 09:13:54 ago (+0/-0)

My neighbor is old and rich and only here half the year since he owns a second home in another state. It’s glorious but we have to pay dearly for an area without non Whites.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 2 weeksApr 11, 2025 08:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

My neighbor is a swinger. He has a beautiful houseboat on the lake. He spends his summers participating in swinger parties and orgies. He's a cool guy. He made a pile of money and loves his life. I'm happy for him.