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@PoundOfFlesh can't afford a moped, but at least he has a fat girl to ride.

all the dope dealer junkies seem proud to ride around on mopeds

I like riding both

they are the only viable option for western White men in this modern era

They're a lot of fun, until your friends catch you riding one.

It's not true though. Sex with fat women is fucking awful.

3 words

under boob sweat

Aside from that you will feel like a stud afterwards, but it doesn't count cuz they're ALWAYS very happy after.
It's like if a Supermodel jumped your bones, you'd be very appreciative too.

After my encounter, I vowed that the qualification for sex was now: She must be physically smaller than me.
Banging a chick with more mass than the male, is just wrong. I see that now.

I would describe sex with a fat woman as physically taxing and generally unpleasant.
Sex with petite women however, hooo booy, like a day at the beach, very easy to enjoy.

Watch out, you could end up with a little moped you don't want.