What do mopeds and fat girls have in common? - Upgoat

What do mopeds and fat girls have in common?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 09:21:07 ago (+6/-2) (Jokes)

They're both fun to ride as long as your friends don't know.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 11:13:56 ago (+2/-0)*

They're a lot of fun, until your friends catch you riding one.

It's not true though. Sex with fat women is fucking awful.

3 words

under boob sweat

Aside from that you will feel like a stud afterwards, but it doesn't count cuz they're ALWAYS very happy after.
It's like if a Supermodel jumped your bones, you'd be very appreciative too.

After my encounter, I vowed that the qualification for sex was now: She must be physically smaller than me.
Banging a chick with more mass than the male, is just wrong. I see that now.

I would describe sex with a fat woman as physically taxing and generally unpleasant.
Sex with petite women however, hooo booy, like a day at the beach, very easy to enjoy.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 2 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 12:59:56 ago (+2/-0)

under boob sweat

And the abdominal aprons!

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 0 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 23:15:47 ago (+0/-0)

Counter argument:

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[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 weeksApr 13, 2025 01:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

She's not fat. I'd climb that mountain.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 2 weeksApr 12, 2025 11:40:40 ago (+2/-0)

Watch out, you could end up with a little moped you don't want.