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I've had a run of bad luck for almost two weeks now. Please pray for me. I think I have a sheeny curse on me.

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:43:21 ago (+22/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I have too much money going out. The clutches in my UTV went out right at the start of riding season. Its gonna be expensive to repair. My internet keeps getting cut off because my provider are utter retards. I went without for a week and they claimed they corrected the prob but then went out last night and off til while ago. This morning my toilet quit working so I had to run out to Walmart and buy a rebuild kit. I have a leak in my dining room ceiling that I have to repair because a tornado we had a while back fucked up my shingles so I'll have to repair all that. My neighbors are garbage and get on my nerves. The fucking idiot was burning something yesterday in his backyard and made the whole neighborhood smell like shitty nigger baby diapers and chemicals burning all day and half the night. It was so bad we couldn't sit outside. I have other shit stressing me out too. Too much weight on my shoulders right now. I'm getting just a tad annoyed


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[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:52:04 ago (+0/-1)

Oh dear! You are having a bad time. Stay cool, dude, stay cool.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2025 07:23:03 ago (+1/-0)

KYS

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 04:01:51 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't you the dude that nearly got burnt out by a bushfire some 6 months ago?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 11:05:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 09:23:05 ago (+0/-0)

Just B yourself bro

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:53:59 ago (+1/-0)

sheeny

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or shee·ney, shee·nie
[ shee-nee ]


Phonetic (Standard)
IPA
noun
Slang: Extremely Disparaging and Offensive.[Library Service]

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 23:33:22 ago (+1/-0)

Those are pretty fuckin minor problems except the leaking roof. Fix that shit asap

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:22:11 ago (+1/-0)

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Just turned Monday, hope it's kind.

Just keep swimming.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:24:27 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks. I'm almost afraid to wake up. I'm usually an oak tree but I've been carrying heavy shit for a while now and its getting to me.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2025 04:37:46 ago (+1/-0)

No matter how bad you think things are, realize how lucky you are that you aren't someone else with much much worse problems.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:45:08 ago (+3/-0)

Perspective. Shit aint bad until you are facing death,

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:48:19 ago (+5/-0)

Shit could be worse. I know. Its just heavy for me right now

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:52:44 ago (+1/-0)

?...death is a release from shit!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:55:36 ago (+4/-0)

I have had a shotgun leveled at me. In that moment, I realized that I wanted to live, more than anything. I don't recommend it.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:04:06 ago (+2/-0)

And at that moment you stopped being a Jehovah's Witness knocking on people's doors.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1 weekApr 21, 2025 17:50:27 ago (+1/-0)

That would be easy...This was a drunk asshole with an off-the hip pump action, He was swinging it around making a group of girls scream. I told him to put it away and stop being a dick. Then he decide to point it at me. Strange feeling.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 18:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

Scary. You were very brave.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 08:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

A 38 snub nose will have the same effect. Especially if you hear the hammer being cocked right next to your ear!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 20:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

If I die I just stop hurting. Its a fair deal. I only hurt for the people who love me and need me, but I think they'll be okay.

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 22:33:53 ago (+1/-0)

Don’t do anything stupid.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:02:44 ago (+2/-0)

Suicide is only stupid for people who don't want to die.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 21:28:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:00:19 ago (+3/-0)

Neighbors like that can make your life miserable.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 1 weekApr 20, 2025 22:13:48 ago (+5/-0)*

I commiserate with you, this winter was a bad one here and I've got a lot of damage to my house and garage and I've got trees down everywhere...my Yamaha 4wheeler shut down a few weeks ago and I just found the time to get it going, carburetor was full of gum and the yard is a mess, not to mention that I have to pull the rear dif out of our 2020Nissan Rogue, bad howling...and I had to trace a hydraulic flow problem in my excavator this winter in -20...it never ends, if life was easy we would never be tested...but I'm tired...stay tough OP, have a bowl of nails for breakfast tomorrow and you'll be able to take on anything.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 00:25:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hope things get better for you and me. I just have too many things going wrong at the same time.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 1 weekApr 21, 2025 04:04:05 ago (+0/-0)

One thing at a time. Until you need a tool or part.