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Wife got pulled over yesterday

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:26:09 ago (+9/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

she was impatient and passed a slow car in a no passing zone.
she cried to the cop.
he still gave her a ticket.


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[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:46:51 ago (+6/-0)

Why would she put herself in a situation? If my daughter did that I'd beat her.

Don't cry honey ...I won't give you a ticket unzips .

Honestly think about things before you do them. Never let yourself be in a position where you can be taken advantage of. Frankly I'd accuse her of hitting on the cop for doing that.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 09:21:26 ago (+1/-0)

The number of times I've seen pigs setting in a dark area in their car with the top of a head bobbing up and down over his crotch.

"DO you know how fast you were driving, ma'am?" "DO you want a ticket, or would you rather work it out?"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:53:20 ago (+6/-0)

Yesterday I had to tell my wife to go at a green light and to stop at a red light. I've tried so many different ways to get her to stop driving like a nigger, but nothing works. She is a danger to herself and others, and is the primary reason I believe that women should not be allowed to drive cars.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:18:55 ago (+4/-0)

It's the estrogen. Male blacks are higher in estrogen which may contribute to their aggressive and feminine nature.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:37:17 ago (+2/-0)

Estrogen is why roid rage is a thing.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:33:17 ago (+1/-1)

That is so stupid. Male blacks have more testosterone and estrogen than male Whites. It is the extra testosterone in part which makes them more aggressive and libidinous. Testosterone causes all animals which produce it to be more aggressive. Maleness (male behaviors) are conserved across species because it is controlled by the same genes, mainly testosterone and other androgens.

White females have 10x the amount of estrogen as a black male and are around 100 to 1000 times more violent . White men are far more violent because of testosterone. If you take synthetic testosterone (steroids) it say right on the tin,— side effects are anger and violence.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

The difference in testosterone between the races was marginal. Very slight. The disparity in estrogen was considerably larger.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:17:27 ago (+4/-1)

☝️this btw how are you doing with your sobriety.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:32:40 ago (+3/-0)

I'm glad my wife is disabled and can't drive any longer because I honestly thought she was a hazard to herself and others on the road. My reaction time to events is almost immediate, which makes me a good driver, because I can respond to things very quickly, but when my wife drove, I was always anxious because I'd see something and give it a One Mississippi Two Mississippi before she'd notice it. The irony is that she thought she was a good driver.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

Dunning-Kruger effect. Most women think they are better than average at driving. Only the really bad ones accept that they are not good drivers.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

Didn’t you get arrested for DUI? Maybe lay off the kettle, pot.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:18:50 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone can get a DUI at a checkpoint. Also men must be fairly intoxicated to drive worse than a sober woman.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 19 minutesMay 13, 2025 14:36:31 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sorry your wife is retarded. My wife is also retarded.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:20:58 ago (+0/-0)

Saudi Arabia was right. She’s probably in some kind of trance because of the vibrations from the vehicle and the road stimulating her vagina.

[ - ] namefagsrgay -1 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:36:49 ago (+0/-1)

Yea. They definitely should not be allowed to drive.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:19:18 ago (+0/-0)

I agree. Cripples are some of the worst drivers on the road.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 09:47:53 ago (+3/-0)

So, the cop wasn't impressed by your wife's charms

[ - ] Panic 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:08:08 ago (+1/-0)

My wife never got any tickets driving. Over 40 years behind the wheel. She actually drives the speed limit. Damn it.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:49:32 ago (+0/-0)

pussy pass denied.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry to hear your wife is ugly.
Jk

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

PATROLL'D!

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:49:46 ago (+0/-0)

I was visiting Canada and was clocked going 164km/hr cop gave me a 368$ ticket and lost 3points. He said in Ontario it's a 10k ticket over 150km/hr

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 13 minutesMay 13, 2025 14:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

My wife almost never drives, and certainly never drives if I'm in the car. It's better this way.