Jesus died for my sins? - Upgoat

Jesus died for my sins?
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[ - ] Her0n 1 point 37 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

The religious divide in IQ typically shows the lower end believing in book "because book said so!", while the opposite end typically lands somewhere near; "I don't follow dogma, but I know there is something here we can't physically quantify, a metaphysical side to ourselves we deem most important over all else we inhabit. A soul, if you need a simple term to understand."

Most times, those who scream loudest know least.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 34 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

"because book said so!"

Ah, the Love240 playbook.

[ + ] Reunto

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 22 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

A well programmed simple computer is better than a poorly programmed super computer. Your IQ argument is a hot mess.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 44 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:48:37 ago (+1/-0)

You never tasted the fruit but were guilty regardless.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 35 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

guilty

Of what?

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 15:49:23 ago (+1/-0)

See? When you don't have a fucking clue about Christianity, you'll say stupid assed shit like this.

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 15:55:35 ago (+2/-1)

You externalized the cost of sin to someone else and you wonder why you act like a shitbag.

Was jesus a kapparot chicken?

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 15:56:52 ago (+1/-0)

Like I said, when you don't know shit about Christianity, you'll say retarded shit. See above.

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 16:03:35 ago (+2/-0)

it sure sounds like goy kapparot.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 45 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

The OG Kapparot, fuck

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 12 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

The love canal of souls

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 18 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

I've read the Bible.
I know what is in it.
Most Christ-Cucks never even got past Leviticus.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 16 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

No you hadn't, nigger. Stop lying.

Leviticus is the Old Testament, ya dumb jew.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

The OT is the foundation of the Messianic Propgecy.
If you are ignorant of the OT, you are ignorant of the Jew-Christ...
Which is exactly what the Jews want you to be.

You are such a good goy.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 16:00:11 ago (+0/-1)

LOL. Go on, elaborate on the "objective reality" that a jew carpenter was the son of a jew god and died for our sins.

say stupid assed shit

Here's some actual stupid assed shit some retard said:

"[Trump's] been the LEAST pro-Israel president since Carter."

"Trump [turned] zionist over the last 1.5 years." (posted October 2024)

"Trump 2016 was, by far, the least pro-Israel candidate that we've had since JFK."

"[Trump is] building a cabinet that is less pro-Israel than any other politician since LBJ."

"Trump just stopped a genocide the was being funded by the Biden Administration."

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 hourMay 13, 2025 16:09:54 ago (+1/-0)

Trump has been the least pro-Isrsel candidate since JFK and appears to be pissing off Israel more than ever. Ben Shapiro is close to having a stroke over it.

In the anti-war versus Pro-Israel comparison, he sacked Walts and kept Hegseth and appears to be pulling away from war with Iran and just freed another hostage AGAINST the wishes of Nutandyahoo.

And no, I'm not going to explain the fundamental principals of Christianity to a fuckin' retard like you. Why would I?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 16:21:47 ago (+0/-1)

REEEEEE I'm not going to explain the fundamental principals of Christianity.

LOL, the depth and substance of jew fairy tales that dumbass retards like you still believe.

Why would I?

You couldn't even if you wanted to. You're just a brainwashed cult member conditioned to react angrily when someone mocks the cult.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 38 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

You couldn't even if you wanted to.

No shit. Cause you're fucking retarded. Like teaching a 2 year old calculus.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 33 minutesMay 13, 2025 16:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

2 year old

Says the low IQ cult member having a hissy fit because someone made fun of the cult.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 31 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:01:25 ago (+0/-0)

No one is having a hissy fit over anything you say or have ever said. Again, you're a fucking retard.

You're so fucking dumb that you probably think I called you a 2 year old.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 25 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

^ Boomer Trumptard Christcuck is mega triggered.

You're a literal dumbass who is brainwashed by two cults and trying to flex about "hurr durr you're retarded".

All cult members react like this, lashing out and screeching, "Nuh uh! You're dumb! You just don't understand _____!"

Still waiting for you to explain the intricacies of "muh jew savior died for my sins".

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 17 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:15:30 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm

1. Not a boomer
2. Didn't vote for Trump
3. Not in a cult

And 4. you're pointing at yourself and acting like a jew by calling Christianity a cult.

Now, if you want to understand Christianity try starting here.

https://kjvonline.org/new-testament/

Of course, you won't. Filthy fuckin' jews and degenerate pagans love their baby dick suckin' waze.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 9 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:23:33 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm 1. Not a boomer

LOL.

I'm 2. [sic] Didn't vote for Trump

LOL. Twists his pea brain into a knot simping for Rabbi Trump, claims he didn't vote for him.

I'm 3. In a cult

Well at least you admit it.

Christianity is a cult. You've devoted your belief system to a single person or idea, mostly out of fear of eternal punishment. That's a cult.

acting like a jew

The retards who worship a jew and believe jew fairy tales claim someone else is a jew. Priceless.

Go read the jew fairy tales.

No. Just tell me how Heebus died for my sins. Or just keep screeching and throwing a hissy fit like the butthurt Christcuck you are.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:28:06 ago (+1/-0)

chinless soyboy confused about the nature of objective reality

Yeah, and?

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 15:41:06 ago (+4/-1)

"objective reality"

jew died for our sins

LOL.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 15:19:17 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] -1 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 16:01:53 ago (+0/-1)

Like moths to the flame come the triggered Christcucks insisting that non-believers simply "don't know shit about Christianity".

It's almost as if they're insecure and lashing out because a small part of them knows they believe jew fairy tales but they can't be honest with themselves.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 19 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:13:01 ago (+0/-0)

Once you realize that Jesus was Jewish, the whole scam becomes apparent.

Whites don't have sin.
We don't need to be saved.
We can save ourselves.

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 25 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:07:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ah yes, a Talmudist that pretends not to understand the concept of sin-debt.

[ + ] PoundOfFlesh

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 21 minutesMay 13, 2025 17:11:30 ago (+0/-0)

Talmudist

So many seething Christcucks in here. "REEEEEEE anyone who mocks my cult must be a jew!"

It's like when you tell a childhood friend their favorite band sucks. "Nuh uh, you're just stupid!"

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Jesus died for my sins?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to funny 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 14:50:47 ago (+4/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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